This was all done on purpose. Of course.
West Bracket – Round of 64
“The Great White” vs Jennifer White. This is either going to be a slaughterhouse scene or a real messy cum bath between heavyweight booty princess Alexis Texas and up-and-cummer Jennifer White. Both girls are very talented but clearly there is a more extensive body of work with the well-regarded Alexis Texas — that white girl with the black girl ass. Alexis Texas has been in the game since 2007 and pretty much burst out of the gates with an ass that would make Kim Kardashian blush. It’s huge. It’s gargantuan. It probably has its own zip code. Her huge ass single-handedly fueled my big booty fetish from ’08 to ’09… Those were some good months. There’s a real special place in my heart for little Miss Alexis Texas. She’s a sentimental favorite. And I suspect she is for many of you.
Plus, who knew she squirts? Alexis Texas in a messy cum-slide.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
I discovered these two broads while they were busy making their bones starring in Bang Bros videos. One has a huge ass. One used to work at Hooters. Both like their sex. Both do anal.
Gianna Michaels has a credit list that would rival some of the more experienced girls on the board (300+). She also has a huge ass. A great ass. That ass of hers could hammer down on Mandingo’s dick and break it. Italian guys seem to really like her. Quite frankly, I just don’t think she has that pretty of a face. It’s not like I don’t see why others are such big fans. She’s a thicky thick girl with a voracious appetite for the d. Who doesn’t appreciate a girl like that? And she’s got a personality to boot.
Rachel Roxxx is tiny. She’s only 5 feet tall! So if you like watching girls get straight pounded into submission, she’s more your speed. She likes to get choked and slapped and smacked, as you can see from the video, but going up against Gianna Michaels is a tough draw.
Sorry Rachel, Gianna Michaels has too big of an ass to ignore.
East Bracket – Round of 64
Trashy sluts. Can’t date ‘em but gotta love ‘em.
Kristina Rose hails from San Diego and while she might not have appeared in front of the camera before 2007, she was working in the adult industry. As that judgmental customer service operator who knows exactly why you ordered the same video three times (I didn’t hit “Back”, I swear!). Now it seems like you can’t miss this spicy little Latina. Her twitter feed is great — chock full of nudie pics, nasty thoughts, and awful jokes.
Kayden Kross got into stripping so she could buy a pony. True story. She eventually starred for Vivid and Adam & Eve before pretty much crossing over into the mainstream by hosting snowboarding show on G4TV, appearing on Gene Simmons’s “Family Jewels”, and guest-starring as a porno actress in everyone’s favorite sports comedy “The League”. Looks like she’s been keeping busy outside of getting railed by white dudes with bad haircuts — as evidenced by her low output (just 36 credits).
Kristina Rose wins this one. Let’s watch that ass jiggle (2:19) again.
South Bracket – Round of 64
Asa Akira is the “Queen of Assplay”. Yeah, I said it. Google “Asa Akira” + “anal” and your computer will melt. I haven’t seen a chick this nasty or this happy to be this nasty since Belladonna stepped into frame. And while she might not have the biggest ass or the prettiest face, Asa Akira loves her dick. She genuinely loves her sex. So much so you can ask her about it. She’s pretty much in a league of her own. She’s also Asian.
Jessie Andrews is your best friend’s little sister you always wanted to #@$%. Except she still looks like your best friend’s little sister did when she was 15. That is where her appeal lies, with those big doe eyes and chubby cheeks, she’s a closeted pedophile’s wet dream. But even though she gives a great blowjob face (looking up with her tearful eyes with a mouthful of dick), she’s no match for the amount of insane shit that Asa Akira is willing and probably already has pulled out of her gaping ass.
Asa Akira wins this one without breaking a hymen.