7 is a number normally associated with luck. Luck is something people who never win made up. An idea. An intangible far-away fancy that is neither fact nor fiction. It will be the driving force behind the next four match-ups.
Dumb #@$%in’ luck.
West Bracket – Round of 64
Two of the most critically-acclaimed girls to ever wrap their legs around an anonymous male have stepped into the gauntlet. Two have entered. Only one will leave. With her any feeling left in her lower body.
Riley Steele entered the industry though pure luck. In 2008, she ran into future co-star Jesse Jane at a signing for Pirates (still one of the most expensive pornographic films made up until that time) and was introduced to the head of Digital Playground soon after. The first day she stepped onto set, few could have guessed that she was about to become a star. For the next four years Riley Steele would go on to become the Fapping Public’s People’s Champion. Starting in 2011, Riley Steele would go on to win AVN Fan Awards for Wildest Sex Scene, Best Body, Favorite Pornstar, Hottest Sex Scene, and Twitter Queen.
(Note: Kelly Brook does not do porn)
She’s also successfully crossed over into mainstream film productions like Piranha 3D. So much so that she might already have one foot out the door. Consider her status as a top performer with Digital Playground and you already know she’s done more in her short time #@$%ing on cam than most girls can dream of. Lucky her.
Facing off against the current fan favorite is the former industry darling Eva Angelina. Best known for her trademark specs and overly earnest enthusiasm, Eva Angelina took my hard drive by storm since entering The Game in 2003. Right out of the gate, Eva Angelina showed the testicular ovarian fortitude to carry a scene without breaking a sweat. In 2008, Eva Angelina briefly took some time off after giving birth to her first child. She then threatened retirement as recently as 2010. But as luck would have it she returned to The Game in 2012 — Like all girls who came before her.
New haircut. New tattoo. Still the same high-pitched moans and nasty dirty talk. Still Eva Angelina. Lucky for us she dusted off that pussy and came hopping back onto some poor guy’s dick.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
Nicole Aniston vs Monique Alexander
An inexperienced #@$%er in Nicole Aniston goes up against a seasoned professional in Monique Alexander. This is gonna get interesting.
Nicole Aniston is a pretty young blonde, very green to the industry with less than 60 credits during her 2 years performing in front of the camera. Not much else is really known about her other than she got her tits done in 2011. She’s very blonde and kind of run of the mill. I don’t know how she got seeded so high. Must’ve been the vicodin that day.
Monique Alexander is revered around my parts. She’s been doing porn performing since 2001 and hasn’t really stopped. Her run has been a great example of what to do to keep yourself relevant in an industry where the next young blonde is one anal scene away from becoming the next Jenna Jameson.
Monique Alexander started off like any other skinny blonde sucking dick on cam. Except she wasn’t into sucking dick then. She was performing strictly girl on girl scenes for 4 years before performing her first boy/girl scene in 2005 after signing an exclusive contract with Vivid Entertainment. That was like opening Pandora’s Box. Now she’s doing anal, cum-swapping, creampie-ing her way into your hearts.
Monique Alexander shows Nicole Aniston how it’s done.
East Bracket – Round of 64
Breanne Benson vs Esperanza Gomez
Mmmm. I’d do both these broads in a heartbeat.
Both girls were imported from other countries where sex is used as a currency. Breanne Benson is from Albania (great whores). Esperanza Gomez is from Colombia (where they raise knockouts). Both girls are very photogenic. They’ve also got great asses.
Breanne Benson entered the industry while still in high school! She was performing only lesbian and solo masturbation scenes then though and it would take a fellow classmate discovering her on a Reality Kings website before she would retire in 2004 only to come back in five years later. Luckily that little break provided Breanne Benson with the impetus she would need to stick that dick in her mouth. And pussy. And… hopefully we’ll add asshole to that soon.
Esperanza Gomez is a Colombian bombshell. She’s got a smokin’ body. I mean, just look at that ass. It’s gotta be something in the water down there. What I really enjoyed about Esperanza’s performance is her accent (12:24) as she’s getting rammed by some stiff cock. That sexy South American accent is heaven.
Unfortunately, Esperanza Gomez can’t compete with the sheer number credits Breanne Benson has accumulated since returning to porn.
Better luck next year, sweetheart. Breanne Benson by a tip of the dick.
South Bracket – Round of 64
That was interesting.
I never knew Courtney Cummz was that into anal. After quitting her day-job as an Applebee’s waitress and topless cocktail waitress (where was that?), she started performing in 2004. And since she was so eager to jump right in, she was performing almost 30 anal sex scenes a month.
God, I wonder what she could hide up that gaping shithole.
Nikki Benz seems like she’s been in porn since apes learned to masturbate. She’s now a staple of the Brazzers Network and while I appreciate a buxom blonde as much as the next guy, I can’t ignore the fact that Nikki Benz’s face looks like she’s been under the knife far too many times. She just looks very different every time I see her. She’s not aging very well, but lucky for her she’s got a burgeoning acting career to fall back on. IMDb her.
This one’s going to Courtney Cummz. Her anal work has been eye-opening.
Lucky me.
the chronic fornicator
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