Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.
When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.
And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.
New toys!
But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump), I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.
That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life
I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!
Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.
More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
