Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.
When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.
And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.
But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump), I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.
That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life
I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!
Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.
More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.
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“Look Shayne, we have got to get rid of this trick that daddy’s with.” – Bria Murphy
“I dunno Bria. I mean, she seems nice.” – Shayne Murphy
“Oh, hell no!” – Shayne & Bria Murphy
You see what I just did there? I created a realistic but totally concocted scenario from these pictures of Eddie Murphy’s hot daughters and his new girlfriend vacationing together in Maui. In their bikinis. For all I know, daughters Shayne and Bria could love daddy’s new girlfriend Paige Butcher. But I wouldn’t bet on it.
There’s nothing like introducing a hot young blonde to the family. It really screws with the dynamics, especially if there’s adult aged daughters involved. And if she gets boring, you can just throw her to the side and find yourself another one because new blondes are a dime a dozen.
Especially if you have Eddie Murphy money.
Eddie Murphy should be proud of Bria’s booty
And Shayne ain’t working with peanuts either
But damn, new girlfriend got a DONKEY!
Eddie Murphy sure knows how to pick ‘em
I hope for Eddie’s sake, that they can all get along.
More pics of the Murphy daughters and Paige Butcher after the jump.
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How would most of you #@$%ers define “casually dating”?
Because Adam Levine of Maroon 5 defines casually dating as “having fun”. And by having fun he means that he’s bending the poor girl over his knee and #@$%ing her with no rubbers after he’s just come home from a brutal beat-down for saying that he “hates this country“. And that poor girl is Nina Agdal.
I’d have the same reaction as Nina Agdal if I saw Adam Levine shirtless
#@$% this guy.
When I hear the words “casually dating”, I imagine a lot of trips to Pinkberry and Barnes & Noble. Throw in the occasional visit to the museum (only when it’s free, of course) and you’ve pretty much got my idea of dating. Serious dating, on the other hand, typically involves weekly visits to a Victoria’s Secret where the broad and I will sniff panties. Dating me is great. I bet that your sisters and daughters would love me.
Ya know, it was kind of heart-breaking when I heard that a super hot model, with a heart of gold, was #@$%ing some guy that’s already #@$%ed a whole bunch of her peers like Behati Prinsloo and Anne V. I think Nina Agdal can do a lot better.
If those eyes could speak, they’d say, “Stop staring at my tits”
Looks good, even with her clothes on!
Of course her heart is made of gold. She went to prom with a midget!
A keeper for sure!
A girl who looks as good as Nina Agdal does in polaroids is a keeper.
More pics of Nina Agdal after the jump.
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I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.
She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!
Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:
“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)
But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.
James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.
That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham
Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?
This is just asking for some trouble
Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?
More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.
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The Knicks just couldn’t close out the series against the Celtics on Wednesday. Not because they couldn’t make an easy bucket the entire game or because they’re the same old Knicks, but rather because the Celtics have gotten under Carmelo Anthony’s skin again by talking shit about his wife.
And well, that’s just mean.
Keep showering the Knicks with love, LaLa
La La “Honey Nut Cheerios” Anthony finds herself caught in the middle of the trash talking shitstorm between her husband and Boston Celtics players. Again.
And while she may have responded back, by way of instagram, Knicks fans should not let that be the end of this narrative. Knicks fans need to rally behind La La and really show her some support by checking out these pictures of her and wondering aloud what every Knicks fan is probably thinking but too afraid to ask:
“Does La La really does taste like Honey Nut Cheerios?”
Pass me the milk
No wonder Knicks fans love Melo so much
I want to big ass spoonfuls
Anyone else wondering how big Melo’s hands are?
Oh, and #@$% the Celtics!
I don’t him either, Jordan. I don’t him… More pics of La La after the jump.
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