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But All The Cool Girls Are Doing The Condom Challenge

Posted on April 26, 2013 by | 2 Comments

SMH… Kids these days. They’ll do just about anything stupid.

Case in point, the “Condom Challenge”. According to KnowYourMeme:

The Condom Challenge is a dare game that involves inserting a condom into one’s nostril and snorting it back through the throat to be coughed out of the mouth. The game gained attention in April 2013 following the viral takeoff of a YouTube video uploaded by teenager Amber-Lynn Strong.

And it’s as disgusting as you probably imagine it is.

Whoever discovered that you could snort a condom through your nose and out your mouth is one sick and depraved soul. I mean, every video pretty much breaks down like so:

  1. Girl holds up condom. Condom still in wrapper.
  2. Girl rolls out condom and laughs.
  3. Girl is disgusted because Girl did not buy unlubricated condom.
  4. Girl jams condom up her nostril.
  5. Girl holds down other nostril then snorts condom through nose.
  6. Girl gags.
  7. Girl reaches into her mouth and pulls condom out of her mouth.

 Hate to admit it but that gagging part has to be my favorite part of every video. God, I’m nasty…

Also, don’t think this is purely an America thing. It’s caught on in the UK too.

And in the LGBT community.

Now remember kids, a condom used properly is never a good thing!

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David Letterman Was His Usual Smarmy Self With Lindsay Lohan On The Late Show

Posted on April 12, 2013 by | Leave a comment

After successfully making it out of Brazil after a week long escape, Lindsay Lohan showed up on The Late Show with David Letterman to film what will most likely be her last interview before being shipped off to another sunny location rehab.

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Lindsay Lohan — all black everything

And while she doesn’t look nearly as good as she did frolicking on the beaches of São Paulo, Lindsay Lohan did look good. Of course, that did not stop Letterman from getting in a couple zings about her umpteenth trip to court-ordered rehab while still expressing his support in her recovery.

And while the interview went as well as it possibly could have, there were definitely a few moments where you kind of wondered how many takes it took to before Lindsay Lohan finally got it “close enough”. But you know what, I’m not here to hate on my boo boo Lindsay.

First, she looks great. Second, she had some jokes. Third, she might be serious about this whole “I need to get back to work” thing. Because if you look, especially at these photos of her arriving to the set, you can see there’s still that twinkle in her eyes looking, waiting, yearning for the audience’s applause.

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“Parent Trap!” — yelled a deranged fan one time to Lindsay Lohan

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America, it’s time to forgive Lindsay

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You’re a shining star, Lindsay. Don’t you ever forget that

And that’s what we’ve been missing from you for so long. That look — that look that shows us that you still care. Don’t lose hope, Lindz.

I’m here for you boo boo.

More pics of LiLo on her comeback trail after the jump.

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Seven Things You Need To Stock Up On Right Now While Hurricane Sandy Is In Town

Posted on October 29, 2012 by | 1 Comment

Hurricane Sandy is finally here and besides threatening to be the biggest shitstorm to hit the Northeast since 1903, it’s threatening to extend your weekend for an extra two days. Which, hooray. Right?

That’s New Jersey that’s being swallowed up under Sandy

While most of you will be spending your days asking yourself, “Where did all these hours come from?”, I’ll be staying dry at home after having stocked up on supplies because I don’t #@$% with Mother Nature. Hell hath no fury like Northeastern storm front. And since I’m woefully underemployed (by choice, mind you!), I’ve had these supplies on-hand since moving back into my parent’s dining room. So, bring it on Sandy!

Now stop being stubborn and grab whatever supplies you can before all the Koreans finally decide it’s time to close up shop.

1. Bottled water

2. A loaf of bread

3. Not too much booze

4. Drugs

5. Box of tissues

6. Plenty of Lotion

7. Box of porn

Be safe!

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Michelle Stanek May Be Your 2012 US Pole Dancing Champion But Won’t Let You Buy A Lap Dance For 20 Bucks

Posted on October 15, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Michelle Stanek is your 2012 U.S. Pole Dancing Champ

I bet she scored major points for maintaining straight lines throughout her routine

Meet Michelle Stanek, this year’s U.S. Pole Dancing Champion.

If you’ve never thought of pole dancing as anything more than a means for single mothers to make ends meet, then you obviously don’t consider pole dancing an art form. Which Michelle Stanek and her friends will tell you it definitely is.

And if you always thought that grinding your lithe little figure up and down a stainless steel pole an art then you need to do your part in getting word out that “pole dancing is not just for strippers anymore!“. Because if you had to ask me, just considering the fact that I can’t do half the things that Michelle Stanek does without the help of a fifth of Jameson and some Rick Ross tracks, pole dancing has definitely been legitimized in my eyes.

Because clearly, there is a difference between what Michelle Stanek does and what the girls in French Montana’s “Pop That” video do with that pole. Right?

Dude…

Michelle Stanek is not a stripper

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Pornhub Hates Breast Cancer So Much They’re Willing To Fight For The Cure But Susan G. Komen Said No Thanks

Posted on October 5, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Pornhub is the #@$%in’ shit.

If more corporations were run like porn companies, I doubt we’d be so pissed that they’re being treated like people by big government. Philanthropy is a huge thing to big faceless corporations, so why aren’t more companies following Pornhub’s initiative in its Fight For The Cure?

Because Susan G. Komen would probably tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks”. Which is completely understandable. Susan G. Komen does not want to be associated with a company that not only loves breasts, but needs breasts. Wait, what was the argument here?

Pornhub is now looking for a new charity to sponsor with its “Save the Boobs” campaign in support of Breast Cancer Awareness month. “The adult website said it would donate 1 cent for every 30 views of certain videos featuring breasts during October”. So do your part and watch some porn. Because what better way is there to raise money for a good cause than to watch some streaming porn dedicated to fantastic boobs?

Pornhub’s Boob Bus — yes, they’ve got a bus

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Deaf Jehovah’s Witnesses Want You Stop Masturbating

Posted on September 10, 2012 by | Leave a comment

Jehovah Witnesses are a sect of Christianity that probably doesn’t realize that they’re sort of the uncool kid that’s part of the gang. They say and do most of the same things as other Christian denominations but some of the shit that they say and do go a little too far. Like this video on the evils of masturbation. In sign language.

Someone should’ve told them the internet was going to have a field day with this. 

So yeah, enjoy three more videos of that same video set to various soundtracks.

R. Kelly

50 Cent

Dubstep  source= Uproxx

Yup, I bet you didn’t know that the sign for “nutting all over your chest” is exactly how you imagined it.

Jizz everywhere

And so is “fingerfucking” for that matter.

Signing for finger#@$%

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