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Remembering Angelina Jolie’s Boobs (June 4, 1975 – April 27, 2013) (NSFW)

Angelina Jolie recently announced that she had undergone a double mastectomy, in order to prevent an 87% chance of developing breast cancer which she found out through a simple blood test. And I, for one, commend her brave decision.

I imagine having the procedure done must’ve been an incredibly difficult decision to make as a woman’s breasts have to be a great part of one’s image, and in Angelina Jolie’s case, a significant part of her image as a Hollywood sex symbol. So, bravo Angelina Jolie. It was an incredibly brave thing you did and to share your experience with the world will only inspire more women to take more preventative measures in their fight against breast cancer. Because as you wrote,

“… the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.”    (NY Times)

Yes, breast implants can be beautiful.

Now, let’s take a moment to reflect on an amazing pair of tits whose time with us was far too short.

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I feel the same way, Angelina. Boobs are a terrible thing to lose

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“Angelina Jolie’s boobs were always there to listen. Providing me with comfort.”

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“And her sideboob. God, her sideboob was the best.”

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“I’ll never forget the good times I’ve shared with her nipples.”

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“And now I only hope they’re in a better place, smiling down on us.”

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#@$% you, cancer. Don’t you dare try to take away that backside.

But at least baby still got that back. POW! POW!

A NSFW tribute to Angelina Jolie’s breasts after the jump.

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Bought A Pregnancy Test Then Went Out For Hookah With Porn Star Riley Jensen

I’m pretty sure you can’t get pregnant like that. But maybe I’m wrong.

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She bought it because pregnancy tests just happened to be on sale!

Former Teen Mom and newly minted celebrity sex tape star, Farrah Abraham, scared the bejesus out of male porn star and fellow celebrity sex tape co-star James Deen this past Sunday (on Mother’s Day, no less!) when she was photographed purchasing a pregnancy kit. James Deen did not find it cool:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.” (Celebuzz)

But Farrah Abraham brushed the whole thing off like it wasn’t a big deal. Probably because it’s just part of her routine now, even if she did anal.

James Deen shouldn’t worry too much. I’m sure she’s not pregnant. In fact, if I were James Deen, I’d be more worried about the fact that Farrah Abraham is now hanging out with other porn stars, like Riley Jensen, now.

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

That’s porn star Riley Jensen with Farrah Abraham

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

Didn’t anyone ever tell Farrah not to shit where she eats?

**EXCLUSIVE** FROM TEEN MOM TO HOOKAH! 'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has become a hookah smoker, as she hangs out with Riley Jensen at Viceroy's Hookah Lounge in Los Angeles

This is just asking for some trouble

Can’t ever be too careful if you’re #@$%ing with NoRubbers, amirite?

More pics of Farrah Abraham smoking hookah with a porn star after the jump.

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Instead Of Suspending 33 Students Scripps Ranch High School In San Diego Should’ve Just Made Them Promise To Never Twerk Again

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33 students of Scripps Ranch High School in San Diego got suspended earlier this week for being involved in the filming of a twerk video made with school equipment and filmed on school grounds for violating their sexual harassment policy. And not, to contrary belief, because they don’t know how to twerk.

For something involving a bunch of barely legal (and probably not so legal) teens shaking their asses like strippers, the video was a massive disappointment. Probably because most of the girls “twerking” actually had no idea what they were doing. And throw in the black kid (who’s probably one of a handful of black kids at Scripps Ranch) who does about as much as Ray J did in the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and well… Disappointing isn’t even strong enough of a word.

The twerk video was not so awesome. And they should not have been suspended #freethetwerkteam.

Stay classy, San Diego.

source= Gawker, NBC San Diego

Rapper Danny Brown Knows How To Perform (NSFW)

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Minneapolis? Shit, Minneapolis gets down

Underground rapper Danny Brown knows how to give his fans a good show. Known for his clever wordplay and his well-known affinity for licking vagina, Danny Brown’s show at Minneapolis introduced Danny Brown to the rest of the world. And it’s about damn time because he’s light years ahead of other rappers, lyrically.

And because he gets jaw while performing at his concerts. YOLO!

Now, there’s been a lot of noise (mostly from Kitty Pryde) claiming that that whole “thing” that happened at the Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis last Friday night was actually a sexual assault.

Uh, right. And I’m not a shameless pervert.

Hit the jump for the NSFW photo.

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Knicks Fans Should Rally Behind La La Because The Celtics Said A Bunch Of Mean Shit About Her

The Knicks just couldn’t close out the series against the Celtics on Wednesday. Not because they couldn’t make an easy bucket the entire game or because they’re the same old Knicks, but rather because the Celtics have gotten under Carmelo Anthony’s skin again by talking shit about his wife.

And well, that’s just mean.

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Keep showering the Knicks with love, LaLa

La La “Honey Nut Cheerios” Anthony finds herself caught in the middle of the trash talking shitstorm between her husband and Boston Celtics players. Again.

And while she may have responded back, by way of instagram, Knicks fans should not let that be the end of this narrative. Knicks fans need to rally behind La La and really show her some support by checking out these pictures of her and wondering aloud what every Knicks fan is probably thinking but too afraid to ask:

“Does La La really does taste like Honey Nut Cheerios?”

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Pass me the milk

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No wonder Knicks fans love Melo so much

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I want to big ass spoonfuls

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Anyone else wondering how big Melo’s hands are?

Oh, and #@$% the Celtics!

I don’t him either, Jordan. I don’t him… More pics of La La after the jump.

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But All The Cool Girls Are Doing The Condom Challenge

SMH… Kids these days. They’ll do just about anything stupid.

Case in point, the “Condom Challenge”. According to KnowYourMeme:

The Condom Challenge is a dare game that involves inserting a condom into one’s nostril and snorting it back through the throat to be coughed out of the mouth. The game gained attention in April 2013 following the viral takeoff of a YouTube video uploaded by teenager Amber-Lynn Strong.

And it’s as disgusting as you probably imagine it is.

Whoever discovered that you could snort a condom through your nose and out your mouth is one sick and depraved soul. I mean, every video pretty much breaks down like so:

  1. Girl holds up condom. Condom still in wrapper.
  2. Girl rolls out condom and laughs.
  3. Girl is disgusted because Girl did not buy unlubricated condom.
  4. Girl jams condom up her nostril.
  5. Girl holds down other nostril then snorts condom through nose.
  6. Girl gags.
  7. Girl reaches into her mouth and pulls condom out of her mouth.

 Hate to admit it but that gagging part has to be my favorite part of every video. God, I’m nasty…

Also, don’t think this is purely an America thing. It’s caught on in the UK too.

And in the LGBT community.

Now remember kids, a condom used properly is never a good thing!