Man of Steel came out this past weekend to record breaking numbers. And according to whoever you asked, the movie was either a huge disappointment or perfectly satisfying. But no matter what side of the spectrum you may fall on, there’s at least one thing that everyone is agreeing with, which is that Lois Lane is still very much a fox.
No matter what critics thought of the overall movie, they all agree that Amy Adams did a great job with updating Lois Lanefor today’s audiences.
Doesn’t really matter who is playing her because Lois Lane is and always will be the perfect superhero love interest. She’s all take no shit, snappy with the jokes and has just the right amount of power suit going on that you could totally see her kicking ass alongside Superman.
Until she’s tied up and crying for help. Feminism — the fight never ends.
Ed Snowden is either a hero or villain, depending on where you fall on the whole “I don’t want no government listening to my phone calls” debate. And after leaking highly classified information on the NSA’s PRISM program (which is basically an extension of the first time we gave up our personal liberties so that we can catch them goddamn terrorists), Ed Snowden’s life just got a whole lot more interesting.
Mostly because he has an attractive girlfriend. She’s a dancer!
If only Ed learned to keep his mouth closed
Hawaii is beautiful, isn’t it? Makes me kinda wish I worked IT for the US government
When you work for the government, you don’t need no basic furniture
Big Brother is watching you!
And there’s nothing more disconcerting to the American public than finding out that a whistleblower has an attractive girlfriend. Because, as all you 24 fans out there already know, the best tactic in smoking out an enemy of the state is to target their attractive girlfriend.
Lindsay Mills is a dancer and part-time blogger who moved with Ed Snowden to Hawaii sometime after 2011. After packing his bags and telling Lindsay that he was gonna be “gone for business”, Ed Snowden never returned. He is suspected of hiding out somewhere in Hong Kong.
Which can only mean that Lindsay Mills is now all alone. And very single. And as you can imagine, she’s shaken up about the whole ordeal. So, easy pickings.
Lindsay Mills — Would you…with no rubbers?
Where in the world is Ed Snowden?
More pics of Lindsay Mills in as little clothing as possible after the jump.
There are two things that come to mind when I think of Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Two. Very. Big. Things.
One, she was on Party of Five. Two, she was everyone’s first celebrity crush in the 90s. And for very good reason. She was cute. A brunette. And had the personality of a girl you could bring home to mom before you started your own TV family. And also, can’t forget that she grew up to have an amazing pair of tits.
Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced that she’s pregnant and engaged (which came first?), I’m looking back on my childhood and realizing just how much things have changed and how things will never be the same. So, here’s to nostalgia and to knowing what I did last summer, JLH.
Jennifer Love Hewitt — Would you…with no rubbers?
More pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt, your first celebrity crush, after the jump.
Mets ace Matt Harvey left his first Subway Series game against cross-town rivals, the New York Yankees, with a no-decision. And while Matt Harvey might’ve left the game without the win, he’s still winning off the field now that he’s dating Sports Illustrated Swimsuit and Victoria’s Secret model Anne V.
Now that he’s got a supermodel girlfriend, Matt Harvey is a bonafide ace
Normally, I’d rant and rave about how baseball players always seem to find a way to round the bases with the prettiest girls. And then I’d say something about how hockey players come in a close second in the WAGs category. But I’m not gonna do that with Matt Harvey, because I’m a Mets fan.
And for every Mets fan, Matt Harvey has become a shining beacon of hope as the team that plays in Flushing continues to flounder in sub-.500 territory this year. Not only does Matt Harvey bring filthy stuff to the mound but he’s now got an incredibly good-looking model girlfriend to back up that “Ace” designation.
Move over Derek Jeter, there’s a new pussy slayer in the Big Apple.
Matt Harvey’s girlfriend Anne V. — Would you…with no rubbers?
Anne V. is gorgeous and all, but what about Mr. Met?
Smile Matt Harvey! You’ve been caught on the “KISS cam”!
Cheer up Yankees fans. More pics of Anne V. after the jump.
Arrested Development was one of those TV shows that was too ahead of its time. And because of that it never did get properly appreciated while still on air. Only after it was cancelled unceremoniously seven years ago, has it become one of the most beloved comedies in TV history. Thank God for Netflix, right?
Resurrected for a fourth, and probably final, season by Netflix, everyone’s favorite dysfunctional family will be returning to your TV screens May 26, 2013. And if you’ve ever watched an episode, it’s easy to see why everyone (and their mother) fell in love with the Bluths. As a fan, I’m excited to see the Bluths wreak havoc all over again as most of you are as well. And, also as a fan, I can’t be the only to have asked myself –
Lucille, Lindsay and Maeby Bluth — Would you…with no rubbers?
More Arrested Development goodies after the jump. May 26 — can’t wait!
Florida is a state that must suck. Not only is there an inordinate amount of ridiculously crazy news that always seems to be originating out of Florida but there’s also a buttload of crazy hot chicks that look good in bikinis that live there. So, if you were to combine the two, you’d think that a lot of its schools would have some ridiculously hot teachers, right? Wrong.
Seems like that’s not always the case after a Florida school in Martin County recently fired part-time model Olivia Sprauer for being too hot to teach its kids. But that’s okay with Olivia Sprauer, who also goes by Victoria James, because she was going to resign from teaching anyways and pursue her modeling full-time.
I think she made the right choice. Because #@$% kids.
Olivia Sprauer (aka Victoria James) — Would you…with no rubbers?
with no rubbers?
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
