Category Archives: Pornstar Madness

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The Only March Madness Bracket That Matters

2013_Pornstar_Bracket

Who’s taking it up the butt?

Pornstars Won’t Let Measure B Stop Them From #@$%ing With No Rubbers

Less than a week after Election Day, the adult entertainment industry touched down on to Edison, NJ for EXXXOTICA 2012. Billed as “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex”, EXXXOTICA did not disappoint. And while fans were there to celebrate all things “behind closed doors” in an open forum, there was a growing concern coursing through many of their private fantasy factories:

Will pornstars have to wear condoms from now on?

That was the question that garnered the most attention and interest during Saturday’s Q&A with industry titans like Lisa Ann, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Tasha Reign, Kaylani Lei, Christie Stevens, Mari Possa, and Marcus London.

It was also the one question that everyone needed answered. Because whether you want to admit it or not, adult performers aren’t the only ones who will have to deal with the consequences of Measure B having been passed by the general population of the county of Los Angeles. Millions Billions of fans desperately seeking a moment of escape will also have to face the possibility of having their fantasies come crashing down. We’re all invested.

And that is perhaps the only thing that will help reverse course and rule that the new Safer Sex Initiative be done away with.

Forget that the Safe Sex Initiative will cost an already bankrupt state to pour much-needed funds into another unenforceable fight against man’s most popular vice. Forget that the Safe Sex Initiative is redundant considering that condom use on porn sites is already required under state and city law, though barely enforced. And forget that the Safe Sex Initiative was spearheaded by Michael Weinstein, executive director of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, who spent the past months ramping up on his uninformed rhetoric in an attempt to scare the public into passing Measure B.

Yeah, let’s forget all of that and remember that the only ones that end up getting #@$%ed by enforcing porn productions to use condom are porn’s loyal fans.

Thirsty Thursday

#ThirstyThursday

“@EXXXOTICA 2012″

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Yes, that is Tori Black in the #ThirstyThursday logo. And yes, she #@$%s with NoRubbers.tv.

Check out all the pics after the jump (NSFW).

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I Went To My First Porn Convention And It Was Exactly How You’d Imagine It

EXXXOTICA Expo Invades Edison, NJ

The pornstars are coming. And not coming as in cumming, but more like coming. Meaning that they’re on their way here. Here in Edison, NJ to show fans of all things sex and adult entertainment a great #@$%ing time.

EXXXOTICA Expo 2012 kicks off this weekend on Nov. 9 through Nov. 11. And it promises fans “will meet the biggest names in adult entertainment, buy the most unique and exclusive products, mingle with the sexy EXXXOTICA Hotties and enjoy the non-stop entertainment stage and sizzling seminar series”.

Featuring more porn stars than your 1TB external hard drive can hold, with appearances by “Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Teagan Presley, Raylene, Stoya, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Charmane Starr, Skin Diamond, Joanna Angel, Allie Haze, Lexi Belle, Mari Possa, Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Jynx Maze, Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, Monique Alexander, Kagney Linn Karter, Tanya Tate, Misty Stone, Aleksa Nicole, Jayden Lee, Taylor Stevens, Sara Jay, Kaylani Lei, and Cherokee D’s ass”, EXXXOTICA promises to blow your mind. And if that weren’t reason enough to get your ass down to the NJ Expo Center, then how about getting a chance to meet everyone’s favorite living legends Tera Patrick and Ron #@$%in’ Jeremy?

Yeah, I’d recommend bringing an extra pair of pants.

Meet pornstars, be a good person

And while “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” promises to be a great time, EXXXOTICA has pledged to do more than just give fans an up-close and personal invite to meet their favorite adult performers. They’re helping fans give back to a community that was ravaged by Hurricane Sandy and promises to do whatever it can to help victims of the largest natural disaster to hit the East Coast in recent history. So get down to Edison, NJ and make sure to bring some non-perishable goods for those in need.

So get your ass down to Edison, NJ. Visit EXXXOTICA’s website for ticket info. And make sure to say what up to NoRubbers.tv, because we’ll be there Saturday covering the event. Yes, somehow I convinced them into giving me media passes.

Dope, right?

See you #@$%ers there.

Sunny Leone Should Go Back To Sucking And #@$%ing Cock On Camera For Money

Sunny Leone, as you may have already been made aware of, retired from porn not too long ago. And while she’s been finding more fulfilling work as a Bollywood actress, I’ll be the first to admit that I miss that gorgeous face of hers. Getting covered in facials. Not to mention the way her 36C tits would bounce. And dat ass. Dat asssssssss.

Sunny Leone, please come back to us!

The following pics are just further proof that Sunny Leone has still got what it takes to be the best and should go back to porn on a warpath of angry sex — #@$%ing and sucking as many hard cocks and wet pussies as possible.

Tell me you don’t miss seeing her get #@$%ed in every which hole

She had the exotic Asian but not quite Asian pornstar role locked down

God only knows how much I missed that sex face of hers

Clearly, there’s something missing from these albeit great pics of Sunny Leone. And that missing element is some hardcore sex… I’m just sayin’.

A Peter North sized load of more Sunny Leone pics after the jump.

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