33 students of Scripps Ranch High School in San Diego got suspended earlier this week for being involved in the filming of a twerk video made with school equipment and filmed on school grounds for violating their sexual harassment policy. And not, to contrary belief, because they don’t know how to twerk.
For something involving a bunch of barely legal (and probably not so legal) teens shaking their asses like strippers, the video was a massive disappointment. Probably because most of the girls “twerking” actually had no idea what they were doing. And throw in the black kid (who’s probably one of a handful of black kids at Scripps Ranch) who does about as much as Ray J did in the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and well… Disappointing isn’t even strong enough of a word.
The twerk video was not so awesome. And they should not have been suspended #freethetwerkteam.
Stay classy, San Diego.
source= Gawker, NBC San Diego
Posted in Boob Tube, Don't Get Caught
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Reese Witherspoon was arrested this weekend in Atlanta along with her husband and super agent, Jim Toth.
Rough weekend for Reese Witherspoon
Details surrounding her arrest paint a very drunk and very prissy Reese. Arresting officers describe Reese Witherspoon as being overly confrontational as they were booking her husband Jim Toth for a DUI. Overly confrontational? Little Miss Legally Blonde? “Pshaw, no way,” you say. Well, according to TMZ:
As officers dealt with Jim, Reese allegedly started acting up, telling cops, ”Do you know my name?”
The officer answered by saying, “No, I don’t need to know your name.”
Witherspoon then came back with, “You’re about to find out who I am … You are going to be on national news.”
Oh shit! The Blonde Queen of Rom-Com just broke you off with that pimp slap!
Of course, State Trooper J. Pyland did not take too kindly to Reese’s diva act and decided to arrest her on a disorderly conduct charge. Which is totally fine by her because she was able to get out the next morning on a $300 bond. And like a true professional, Reese still showed to work on Monday.
By now, the public apology has already been sent out to all the media outlets and her agent is hard at work on finding her new gig. Which makes total sense since her agent is also her husband, who was solely responsible for this entire fiasco.
Like true professionals, husband and wife are back at work after a rough weekend
“Don’t you worry guys. Jim did not drive tonight”
If I’m Jim Toth, I’m doing whatever it takes to sign Reese Witherspoon up for yet another sequel to Legally Blonde – Legally Blonde 5: Say My Name.
More pics of Reese Witherspoon putting on a brave face after the jump.
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Hardbodies
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Watcha gonna do when your best friend’s wife tries extorting you? Brother
Hulk Hogan lost his wife. His best friend. And his dignity when footage of his sextape with Heather Clem hit the internets. And this was several years after he spent the duration of his adult life parading around America in a feathered boa and bright yellow spandex shorts.
Who needs friends when you’ve got sex partners and extortionists?
Now, news is coming out that Heather Clem, the ex-wife of his best friend, Bubba the Love Sponge, secretly filmed more of her sexcapades with other men. But what is not so implicitly implied in that statement is that her ex-husband, Bubba the Love Sponge, liked to watch. Then once Bubba got bored of the sometime secretly recorded footage, he’d probably, most likely, use said footage to extort money from his celebrity friends.
Such was the case with The Hulkster.
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Gossip-Mongering
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Yesterday, I introduced you #@$%ers to your neighbor, Sarah Jones. Remember? The former Cincinnati Ben-Gals? Cheerleader? C’mon! The high school English teacher who #@$%ed her 16 year-old student? Who she left the courtroom hand-in-hand with? Yeah, that broad.
Well, I for one am sick of the double standard that exists when it comes to these sorts of cases. Ya know, the ones where the hot young teacher ends up #@$%ing one of her students only to get off relatively free of any real punishment… Except for this chick, I think she only hooked up with her student (lame!).
So, let’s not forget that Sarah Jones had sex with a 16 year old.
That ass must’ve looked great in a pencil skirt
I bet her cheerleading routine was a big hit with the boys.. or girls (I’m not judging)
Wow, what a huge slut!
“Look mom, just like you taught me.”
The thing about Ms. Jones’ class is that she only gave out two grades — B’s and J’s.
I know what I want for Christmas, wrapped up in a cardboard box
More pics of another teacher involved in extracurriculars after the jump.
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Gossip-Mongering
Tagged Cincinnati Bengals, crazy #@$%er, crazy stupid news, Don't Get Caught, double standard, Kentucky, minors, NFL cheerleader, no pedo, Sarah Jones, sex with kids, sexual abuse, sexual misconduct, student-teacher relations, teacher, underage
Griselda Blanco was one bad-ass broad
This past Monday, notorious cocaine kingpin Griselda Blanco was assassinated on the streets of Medellin, Colombia. She was known for her brutal violence while running a drug empire that brought in an average of $8 million per month.
To say that she was the original H.B.I.C. (Head Bitch In Charge) would be an understatement.
Three and a half things you should probably know about “Cocaine Godmother”:
Mmmm… Cartel kingpins never looked this good
1. Griselda Blanco was a cold-blooded killer. You don’t build a distribution network that spanned the East Coast of the United States all the way to Colombia by making a ton of friends. Instead, you probably have to chop up a lot of bodies. And this is what Griselda Blanco was known for — an unprejudiced appetite for killing anyone in her way. Colombian authorities suspect that Blanco ordered an minimum of 250 hits. And if you thought King Henry VIII was bad, you never met Griselda Blanco who routinely killed her husbands, baby daddies, partners, and basically any one who gave her a stank eye.
2. Griselda Blanco started her criminal career young. Growing up poor in the slums is hard enough. Growing up poor in the slums and in an abusive household is even harder. So, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that Griselda Blanco started her career as a hardened criminal at the age of 11 — by kidnapping and killing another child. After that baptism by fire, Griselda Blanco went into prostitution and pickpocketing before moving to New York in the ’70s. By then she had three children and a burgeoning cocaine enterprise. By the ’80s, Griselda Blanco established a distribution network that brought in millions. Pablo Escobar was still flying his own cocaine-filled planes by then.
Griselda Blanco probably had sex whenever she wanted
3. Tony Montana got nothing on the “Cocaine Godmother”. Griselda Blanco was appropriately nicknamed the “Cocaine Godmother” and was one of the earliest pioneers of cocaine trafficking in the United States. After murdering her first husband and business partner, Blanco showcased her criminal brilliance by successfully maneuvering around the legal system before being forced to run her empire from behind bars for 10 years. Luckily for her no extra time was tacked on since police secretaries assigned to her case were found to be engaging in phone sex with her top Buttonman. And while she was indeed a ruthless drug lord, she did seem to have a great sense of awareness — naming her youngest son after Godfather character Michael Corleone. And that sort of meta irony makes her death kind of poetic after she was assassinated by motorcycle hitmen — a tactic she has been credited with inventing. Ironic? Definitely.
3½. Cocaine is one helluva drug.
First come the bricks
Then come the eight balls
Then come the strippers
And then you get rid of the bodies
Posted in Don't Get Caught, Lesson Learned
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