Paige Dukeis was one of three Miss Sprint Cups for the past two NASCAR seasons. As a representative of NASCAR’s top series, Paige Duke was tasked with being young and beautiful. Not that hard of a job, right? Especially when you’ve got a smile and a Southern drawl as sexy as hers. You’d think that while she’s still got those tits, she’d never have to worry about getting fired for looking as good as humanely possible in that ridiculous one piece racesuit. Right?
Well, think again!
Paige Duke was canned for looking as good as you’d imagine — naked.
When you’re 18, enrolled in college, and #@$%ing Life with No Rubbers, be sure to send nude pics to a boyfriend you plan on keeping around. Otherwise they’ll end up on the internets and costing you your dream job.
When push comes to shove, you taste what ur made of…
On ur knees u look up decide you've had enough, U get mad U get strong, Then u Stand— Paige Duke (@Paige_Duke) July 09, 2011
Yup, NASCAR is run by geniuses… Because this is certainly no way to draw more fans to a sport where the most exciting that can happen is death. More sponsors, less smokin’ hot broads.
Get to know Paige Duke. Hit the jump for the pics that got her canned.
Last night was the 60th annual Miss USA Pageant. Miss California won.
Let me just say that it was a blast watching not 1… not 2… but 51 stick-figure thin broads prance around my television screen, smiling their pearly white smiles and batting their perfectly long lashes, all in an attempt to get in my pants. I really felt a connection with some of them. Particularly Miss Hawaii (Angela Byrd). Hey boo, call me if you know what’s good for you.
Watching the live broadcast from Las Vegas, I couldn’t help but wonder out loud, what would become of these girls? Seriously.
The torture continued on The Jersey Shore as Ronnie and Sam dominated the episode with the same old song and dance. “Should we stay together?” “Should we break up?” Wahh! Wahh! Pass me another fried pickle and get on with it. Crazy Ronnie is much more entertaining anyway, because it leads to anal probes and bloody stool.
Fortunately (or unfortunately?) NASTY never had anything stuck up his ass without his full consent down in Seaside.
Last night’s Jersey Shore featured some great domestic violence action courtesy of, who else, Ronnie and Sam. Clearly the Jersey Shore can bring out the absolute worst of people and last night proved that point. So when you start with degenerative scum, it’s only right that they transform themselves into debaucherous shitshows.
NASTY continues his journey towards accomplishing just that.