Man of Steel came out this past weekend to record breaking numbers. And according to whoever you asked, the movie was either a huge disappointment or perfectly satisfying. But no matter what side of the spectrum you may fall on, there’s at least one thing that everyone is agreeing with, which is that Lois Lane is still very much a fox.
No matter what critics thought of the overall movie, they all agree that Amy Adams did a great job with updating Lois Lanefor today’s audiences.
Doesn’t really matter who is playing her because Lois Lane is and always will be the perfect superhero love interest. She’s all take no shit, snappy with the jokes and has just the right amount of power suit going on that you could totally see her kicking ass alongside Superman.
Until she’s tied up and crying for help. Feminism — the fight never ends.
The internets went crazy. And for good reason. That shot of her awesome, and surprisingly overlooked, rump was enough to keep the sides fighting. It’s the age old question that has haunted mankind since they discovered the forbidden fruit. How we choose to answer dictates so much of our movements, of our thinking and of our destinies, really.
But as you will see, there are no losers when regarding Sofia Vergara’s tits or ass. Because she has both fantastic breasts and an amazing ass.
More .gifs of Sofia’s jiggly tits after the jump. Because they’re awesome.
Haley King as you may or may not remember is Selena Gomez’s super busty teenaged friend. She’s got fantastic tits and since she’s barely legal (she’s 19!), you’re still kind of unsure of whether her tits are totally fake or totally real. Because who really knows? On one hand, 19 year old girls really shouldn’t have tits that nice while on the other hand, 19 year old girls should have tits that nice because they’re 19 and totally legal.
She plays an 18 year old on “The Young and the Restless”
Has anyone noticed that tattoo before? I demand to see more!
The cleavage shot that we’ve all been looking for
Haley King… Why God gave man two hands.
More pics of Haley King’s twin cannons after the jump.
Farrah Abraham is the worst kind of reality star. The kind addicted to fame.
When a reality TV show chronicling your teen pregnancy, your terrible relationship with your own mother and several failed boyfriends wasn’t enough, you usually resign yourself to giving up your time in the spotlight. Unless you’re like Farrah Abraham who wouldn’t her 15 minutes of psuedo-celebrity fade into the wind. Instead, Farrah Abraham did the next most logical thing which was to star in her own porno. But only after upgrading her tits to some C’s.
And now that the hoopla surrounding her now burgeoning porn career is already dying down, Farrah knows that the only way to truly succeed in the business of selling one’s self is to “throw some D’s on that bitch”.
But after seeing these NSFW pics of Farrah’s tiny torn up chest (after the jump), I promise never to ask a girl to get a boob job. Unless bigger tits is what she wants. And that’s exactly what Farrah wanted. Because after getting off to her own porno for the sixteenth time, Farrah Abraham must’ve came to the same conclusion as every one of her five fans: “Damn, I wish she had bigger tits”.
That backdoor that gave Farrah Abraham new life
I can’t believe she just got paid to show off the new funbags!
Stop investing in your chest and start doing something about the butterface
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Farrah Abraham came out of that bloody ordeal sporting a bright blue bikini for Sapphire’s Pool Party in Vegas this past weekend and showed off her newer and bigger funbags.
More pics of the actual boob job (BLOODY!) and at the pool party after the jump.
Miss Connecticut and Miss Alabama hold hands #howeveryfantasyusuallystarts
The moment Erin Brady has been waiting for — taking the crown from a black woman
AIn’t no one touching that tiara
Her smile is saying, “I’m so happy”, but her eyes are saying, “Get me out of these heels”
Donald Trump knows how to pick ‘em
Beauty pageants really are something, aren’t they?
I mean, where else can you elicit the cooperation of a bevy of babes from all corners of the country to compete in a televised contest where they are judged purely on their attractiveness? Because, let’s be honest, no one really cares what is coming out of that pretty girl’s mouth.
Unless it’s something as ridiculous as what Marissa Powell (Miss Utah 2013) had to say. In fact, I don’t really know what the big deal is. Did you really expect her to have an enlightening answer to gender inequality and women’s rights? C’mon. Just look at her!
Giuliana Rancic is all like Miss Utah just undid centuries worth of women’s rights
But hey, at least she looks good in a swimsuit
And she’s really good at taking pictures!
I usually watch all beauty pageants on mute anyways. They’re better that way.
Congrats to the new Miss USA — Miss Erin Brady. Most Connecticut name ever.
Neon green dresses look better on my bedroom floor
Impressive showing by the state of Connecticut
Damn, she’s a stunner
More pics of the new champ Erin Brady after the jump.
I don’t normally post about pornstars unless it’s for a very good reason. And masturbating with a crucifix on school grounds is as good of a reason as any.
Valerie Dodds just don’t give a #@$%
Meet Valerie Dodds, a former Pius X High School student turned internet pornstar. She recently made the news for standing up for herself after all the mean girls found out about her extracurricular activities. Yeah, there’s nothing quite like sticking a crucifix (among other things) up your vagina to get back at all the kids who once said mean things to you.
Valerie should be recognized for her bravery and for standing up for her civil liberties. “What civil liberties was she protecting?”, you may be asking yourself. Well, the First Amendment, of course. The Freedom of Speech and one’s ability to express oneself. Probably the most important right we have as Americans.
And if she just so happens to express herself by posting up pictures of herself sticking things up her vagina and then charging a flat membership fee for access to those pictures online, well that’s her prerogative. I mean, who are we to judge? Amirite?
Normally she doesn’t wear this much clothes
Well, that’s one way to use a public bathroom
You know damn well where those bananas are going
Still young enough to pose with stuffed animals in her photoshoots
I think I love you?
Go ahead, Valerie Dodds. Keep sticking things up your vagina.
More pics of Valerie Dodds aka Val Midwest after the jump (VERY NSFW).