Sometimes this bitch that we call Life can be so cruel.
Take, for example, the case of über-hottie Amber Heard. Just when you thought that Life was throwing you a bone by assembling and introducing Hollywood to another buxom blonde in the mold of a Scarlett Johansson, you go and find out that she is a lesbian. #@$%!
For a straight man, there is nothing more frustrating than a gorgeous lesbian. Unquestionably the biggest cocktease ever, because not only is this broad smokin’ hot but you’re telling me that there is very little to no chance that she will say yes to a good old dick fucking? Well goddamnit Life, that seems totally unfair. Granted, that scenario is not all that different from any other gorgeous girl I see, but still there’s always that chance she’ll “take the d”. Not in the case of lesbians! Unless, of course, you’re Johnny Depp who possesses the magical power of turning hot lesbians straight…
Goddamnit Jack Sparrow, you always get the last laugh.
More pics of the most unattainable Amber Heard after the jump.
source= Got Celeb
Expect the HQ pics as soon as they’re online somewhere.