Older sister Kate Middleton may have been getting a lot of shine lately, but don’t let that distract you from the younger and still single sister Pippa Middleton. You’re probably wondering why haven’t we been blessed with a Pippa Middleton nude photo scandal for good reason — this broad is smokin’ hot. What’s the deal?
Well, here’s the secret to not having paparazzi following you around all the goddamn time trying to snap up pictures of you lookin’ all naked and shit. Ready? Here it is: Just give ‘em what they want.
Pippa knows. Just give ‘em a little tease and you’re golden. You figure it usually take 3-4 days to completely stop jerking off to pics like these of Pippa Middleton in a form-fitting short sweater dress and knee-high boots before their bosses start asking for more anyways, so you might as well just give ‘em a little taste. And boy, what a sweet, sweet taste it is.
Dat Ass!!!
Pippa Middleton looks like she knows how to deal with leaked nude photos
Pippa knows never to stare directly at the paparazzi
Pip-Pip-Pussay!
source= Got Celeb
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
