Michelle Stanek May Be Your 2012 US Pole Dancing Champion But Won’t Let You Buy A Lap Dance For 20 Bucks

Michelle Stanek is your 2012 U.S. Pole Dancing Champ

I bet she scored major points for maintaining straight lines throughout her routine

Meet Michelle Stanek, this year’s U.S. Pole Dancing Champion.

If you’ve never thought of pole dancing as anything more than a means for single mothers to make ends meet, then you obviously don’t consider pole dancing an art form. Which Michelle Stanek and her friends will tell you it definitely is.

And if you always thought that grinding your lithe little figure up and down a stainless steel pole an art then you need to do your part in getting word out that “pole dancing is not just for strippers anymore!“. Because if you had to ask me, just considering the fact that I can’t do half the things that Michelle Stanek does without the help of a fifth of Jameson and some Rick Ross tracks, pole dancing has definitely been legitimized in my eyes.

Because clearly, there is a difference between what Michelle Stanek does and what the girls in French Montana’s “Pop That” video do with that pole. Right?

Dude…

Michelle Stanek is not a stripper

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