I Would Do Some Terrible Things To Jesse Pinkman’s Ex-Girlfriend Krysten Ritter

*SPOILER ALERT* My favorite part of Breaking Bad was when Jesse Pinkman’s heroin addict of a girlfriend died while choking on her own vomit. It was awesome, mostly because the actress, Krysten Ritter, did a fantastic job playing an awful bitch (which apparently she does very well).

So, naturally, of course I want to make her choke and gag and tear up a little. Just something about those dark eyebrows and sort of emo-goth look that she’s got going on that makes me want to do terrible awful things to her.

source= Drunken Stepfather

Brownie points for being able to tell a pretty good sex joke.

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