I Knew I Should’ve Signed Up For That Zumba Class With Alexis Wright When I Had The Chance (NSFW)

Just what the hell is Zumba?

And why haven’t I been made aware of the fact that it’s just code for “sex”? Expect enrollment in Zumba classes to shoot up once this story’s over.

In the quiet suburb of Kennebunk, Maine, Alexis Wright was running the best Zumba class ever. She was, of course, very popular with the local community. Not only was her fitness class a great way to have a little fun while shedding some unwanted pounds, but it also served as a front to her not-so-secret escort service.

Maine’s Everyone’s favorite Zumba instructor, Alexis Wright (29) and her business partner, Mark Strong Sr. (57), were charged with 106(!) counts of prostitution, violation of privacy, and tax evasion, among other things, when investigators bust down the doors to her Pura Vida studio and discovered not only meticulous records of her “appointments” but also over 100 hours of video. And 14,000(!!!) screenshots — but who jerks off to pictures anymore, amirite?

Yes, apparently Alexis Wright was indeed a pornstar. Because obviously, filming yourself having sex most definitely makes you an amateur pornstar. Or at least a part-time pornstar. Or in this case a prostitute.

“I took Alexis Wright’s class and then told all my friends about it”

FYI #@$%ing with NoRubbers made that John’s dick bigger

This was taken from the video where she sticks a popsicle up her pussy

Zumba does look like it keeps the body fit

More pics of the best Zumba instructor ever after the jump (NSFW).

source= Mr. Bootyluver tumblr

Man, I need to find me a Zumba class.