Pornhub Hates Breast Cancer So Much They’re Willing To Fight For The Cure But Susan G. Komen Said No Thanks

Pornhub is the #@$%in’ shit.

If more corporations were run like porn companies, I doubt we’d be so pissed that they’re being treated like people by big government. Philanthropy is a huge thing to big faceless corporations, so why aren’t more companies following Pornhub’s initiative in its Fight For The Cure?

Because Susan G. Komen would probably tell them, “Thanks, but no thanks”. Which is completely understandable. Susan G. Komen does not want to be associated with a company that not only loves breasts, but needs breasts. Wait, what was the argument here?

Pornhub is now looking for a new charity to sponsor with its “Save the Boobs” campaign in support of Breast Cancer Awareness month. “The adult website said it would donate 1 cent for every 30 views of certain videos featuring breasts during October”. So do your part and watch some porn. Because what better way is there to raise money for a good cause than to watch some streaming porn dedicated to fantastic boobs?

Pornhub’s Boob Bus — yes, they’ve got a bus

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