Would You Wednesday

As you should already know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

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And here at NoRubbers, we take that very seriously. Not only is a breast a terrible thing to waste, but cancer really #@$%in’ blows. Not only can it kill you but it can also turn a mild-mannered chemistry teacher into the world’s baddest meth cook. So, #@$% that shit.

It can be especially worse when it afflicts women and their breasts. And there’s nothing that us #@$%ers love more than women and their breasts.

So, whether you call them breasts, tits, titties, boobs, boobies, funbags, jugs, melons, chest-puppies, rack, twins, tatas, chesticles, or what have you, join us in giving breast cancer a fat ole middle finger and come celebrate these awesome survivors.

Breast Cancer Survivors — Would you…with no rubbers?

More survivors after the jump.

French Sex Symbol Brigitte Bardot is a survivor

Australian Pop Star Kylie Minogue is a survivor

E! Host Giuliana Rancic is a survivor

Actress Christina Applegate is a survivor

Singer Sheryl Crow is a survivor

TV actress Edie Falco is a survivor

Thighmaster Suzanne Somers is a survivor

The classy dame Jane Fonda is a survivor

The lovely Kathy Bates is a survivor

Comedian Wanda Sykes is a survivor

Singer-songwriter Melissa Etheridge is a survivor (and a lesbian)

Figure skater Dorothy Hamill is a survivor

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan is a survivor

Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor is a survivor

Women’s Rights activist and super feminist Gloria Steinem is a survivor

And yes, George Lucas is a survivor (it affects men too!)

But perhaps more important is this brave woman.

Marilyn Lloyd was member of the House of Representatives from 1975-1995. When she entered office, she would become the first woman to have been elected to Congress from the state of Tennessee. But her greatest accomplishment came in 1992. One year after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Marilyn Lloyd was denied breast implant surgery because the FDA had removed silicone implants from the market. Congresswoman and breast cancer survivor Marilyn Lloyd spearheaded the Mammography Quality Standards Act and the women’s right to choose — whether or not to get fake tits after they’d been lopped off following a mastectomy. Her fight was a good fight. Thank you Marilyn Lloyd.

Former Congresswoman Marilyn Lloyd is a survivor