Thanks To My Very Vivid Imagination I Now Know What Kate Middleton Looks Like Naked (NSFW)

And she looks pretty damn good. From what I can piece together.

Yup, looks like a pussy to me

New photos of Kate Middleton’s goodies have been published thanks to an ethically questionable Danish rag who laughed at the Royal Family and their team of lawyers. Shiyet, the Danes ain’t scared of nobody.

While the pictures are nothing to turn your noses up to, they are of the same terrible quality as the topless photos by Kate Middleton. So, there’s that.

But you like puzzles, right? Use your imagination to piece things together and maybe, just maybe, you too will know what a naked Kate Middleton looks like.

See Kate Middleton’s Crown Jewels after the jump.

Only Danes use that “Ø”

The Duke is a lucky man

Now with 87% more crack!

The Money Shot

source= Drunken Stepfather