Someone Tell Oliver Stone To Keep His Filthy Mitts Off My Salma Hayek

Oliver Stone is a goddamn savage

If this was the Oliver Stone from fifteen years ago, I might’ve given him a pass. But it’s not the Oliver Stone from fifteen years ago. It’s the Oliver Stone of today. And the Oliver Stone of today can’t get away with getting all grabby grabby with Salma Hayek’s chesticles. Hell freakin’ no.

Thankfully, I didn’t have to step in and flex on the Hollywood director with a fondness for conspiracy theories because Salma Hayek can handle her own.

“I says no!”

Good work there, Salma. You keep protecting those beautiful funbags.

“Oh, joo like my dress?”

“Ojos up here, amigo”

More pics of Salma Hayek’s treats after the jump.

source= Got Celeb

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