Nothing Like A Pair Of Royal Tits To Start Your Weekend (NSFW)

When I rolled out of bed, slightly sick from the late night Halal cart food and far too much Cask Strength whisky from the night before, I thought, “Shit, this is going to be a terrible weekend”.

But then I found out that, much to my joy and amusement, topless photos of Royal Duchess Kate Middleton have now surfaced. And to think I was dreading having to put up content today. Ha!

Thank you French magazine Closer and your loose code of ethics.

I think that says “sex” in French but don’t quote me on that

Now, I know that the Royal Family will quickly sue the pants off the offending French publication before forcing them into bankruptcy but I feel like this just had to be shared with all you #@$%ers. I don’t ever plan on moving to England, unless Rosie Jones and/or Kelly Brook were to ask me to move in with them, but if the paparazzi out there are willing to risk being offed by double-0 agents their careers for the sake of some nips, then by golly, that country must be doing something right.

Hit the jump for the money shots

Yeah, I know the magazine scans are blurry as shit but I bet you still want to know what Kate Middleton’s nipples look like. So hit the jump already (NSFW)!

source= WWTDD

source= Drunken Stepfather

Prettttaayyyy… prettttaaay… pretty nice nips.