Blake Lively is married.
My heart is broken.
After winning over my heart, Blake Lively just up and decides to marry the luckiest bastard in Hollywood, Ryan #@$%in’ Reynolds. It was a secret wedding. Somewhere paparazzi weren’t able to photograph the very photogenic couple. And where’s the best place for that? A plantation in the South? You don’t say. According to People, the newlyweds said their vows at the Boone Hall plantation in South Carolina. The very same plantation where “The Notebook” was filmed. How very cute.
So while I’m happy for the supremely attractive couple, I am heartbroken over the news of Blake Lively’s betrayal. But hey, I can at least take solace in the fact that Ryan Reynolds seems to only keep his blonde brides around for two year terms. Which is perfect for me. Because in two years I will
have found a way to kidnap Blake Lively and clone her hopefully be in middle management.
Hit the jump for more highlights of her best features (legs, tits, and ass).