Even the ugly ones.
You want to know why our country's in the shitter? Because we have the #VMA and #DNC and #FNO on the same night. Too many damn acronyms.—
pudge NASTY (@NoRubbersTV) September 07, 2012
It’s probably true. But my growing concern for the future well-being of our great nation did not deter me from flipping back and forth from CNN and MTV last night. Because wherever there are broads to fap to, I am there.
And there were a lot of broads at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Unfortunately, too many of them were dressed conservatively. Like it was all planned well ahead of time as part of some huge conspiracy to wear as many pantsuits and long sleeved gowns as possible. What the hell happened to dressing like a trashy whore? C’mon! I think I saw more skin at the DNC than I did at the VMAs.
So, to teach them a lesson I’m going to rate each one. On how much I would like to bone them. Scores will be in “( )” <— (Haha… that looks like a vagina).
Rating The Broads At The 2012 MTV VMAs
Expected more but I guess this will do (10)
Nicki, you need to stop dressing like a Sesame Street character (10)
Zoe Saldana is much too talented to be at the VMAs (10)
The first pantsuit of the evening (10)
Emma Watson, are you on shrooms? (10)
This might have been the sluttiest look of the night — disappointing Katy Perry (10)
Jessica Szohr is not famous but she looks good sans headband (10)
More celebs to judge as wantonly as possible after the jump.
No way is Ke$ha still invited to these type of things (0…1)
How old is Gabby Douglas again? (0… but 10 if she’s legal)
Okay Miley, I see what you’re trying to do (10)
You’re jocking Miley’s style! (10)
Alicia Keys can teach these girls a few things (10)
Normally I’d pounce on Amber Rose but she looks fat (10)
Rita Ora may be the next big thing. Once she finds Rihanna’s wardrobe (10)
Katerina Graham (who?) is wearing the shit out of that pantsuit (10)
Who is Holland Roden (9… ah, who am I kidding? 10)
I respect Regina Spektor’s music too much to not #@$% (10)
source= Vulture
As you can see, I am unprejudiced when it comes to #@$%ing with no rubbers.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
