Even the ugly ones.
It’s probably true. But my growing concern for the future well-being of our great nation did not deter me from flipping back and forth from CNN and MTV last night. Because wherever there are broads to fap to, I am there.
And there were a lot of broads at the MTV Video Music Awards last night. Unfortunately, too many of them were dressed conservatively. Like it was all planned well ahead of time as part of some huge conspiracy to wear as many pantsuits and long sleeved gowns as possible. What the hell happened to dressing like a trashy whore? C’mon! I think I saw more skin at the DNC than I did at the VMAs.
So, to teach them a lesson I’m going to rate each one. On how much I would like to bone them. Scores will be in “( )” <— (Haha… that looks like a vagina).
Rating The Broads At The 2012 MTV VMAs
More celebs to judge as wantonly as possible after the jump.
As you can see, I am unprejudiced when it comes to #@$%ing with no rubbers.