I could watch Sofia Vergara eat bananas all day. All. Day.
Where’s the gag reflex?
When attractive women stuff their gullets with phallic foods like corndogs, bratwursts, hot dogs, sausages, cucumbers, bananas… damn, there’s a lot of foods shaped like cocks. Shit, I just lost my train of thought. Oh right, I’m supposed to write something perverted clever about these pictures of the always sexy mamacita, Sofia Vergara, making something like eating fruit sexy as all hell. Sorry, it’s just really distracting.
You know, if you had PSA commercials of Sofia Vergara eating bananas all day telling Americans that it was good for their health, we’d all look like Europeans. And Europeans have a lot better sex than Americans. At least that’s what I’ve heard. I’ve never been to Europe or #@$ed a European broad. Probably, because I like my fried chicken a little too much. But if eating more bananas got me anywhere close to Sofia Vergara… throw me a bunch and call me King Kong.
*choking sounds*
Don’t worry, that baby bump is just a prop!
How can a single mom look that good? Criminal!
Hit the jump for more Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family.
source= Hollywood Tuna
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