Where else can you find so many fit young women in short skirts and sports bras running and sweating and moaning their way around a 78′ x 27′ surface chasing after a furry yellow ball? And where else can you find those same women kissing phallic looking trophies after spending the last week flashing anyone watching their panties?
Only in tennis. Only at the U.S. Open. Only in Flushing Meadows.
Today’s Would You Wednesday features not 1… not 2… not 3… but 10(!) of the most talented broads in tennis, as ranked by the USTA. I wanted to know if there was a direct correlation between “Boning” factor and tennis ability. I have yet to come to a conclusive conclusion. Mostly because I’ve been too busy jerking off. So judge for yourselves!
No. 1 Ranked Victoria Azarenka – Would you… with no rubbers?
Just the way I like ‘em — unconscious and on the floor
No. 2 Ranked Agnieszka Radwanska – Would you… with no rubbers?
Nothing says “for the love of the game” more than kissing tiny phallic trophies
No. 3 Ranked Maria Sharapova – Would you… with no rubbers?
Always keep your eyes on Sharapova
No. 4 Ranked Serena Williams – Would you… with no rubbers?
That’s called “assuming the position”
No. 5 Ranked Petra Kvitova – Would you… with no rubbers?
More phallic trophies!
No. 6 Ranked Angelique Kerber – Would you… with no rubbers?
6 might be the sweet spot between “Boning” factor and Tennis ability
No. 7 Ranked Samantha Stosur – Would you… with no rubbers?
“Cupping the ball” may be my favorite shot in tennis
No. 8 Ranked Caroline Wozniacki – Would you… with no rubbers?
Already eliminated but still one of my favorites
No. 9 Ranked Na Li – Would you… with no rubbers?
I bet Na Li makes the best sex faces
No. 10 Ranked Sara Errani – Would you… with no rubbers?
If it weren’t for panty flashes, would you watch tennis?
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
