I know, I know it’s barely Wednesday. Blah, blah, blah.
What can I say? Most of the sites that I vulture off of have been slow with any sort of news or gossip or gratuitous photos of half-naked girls and that can sorta put a real strain on putting up fresh new content that is mostly plagiarized or outright-ly copy and pasted (CTRL+C, CTRL+V for the nerds).
So, imagine my joy and happiness when I finally found a famous broad to feature as my Would You Wednesday. But that joy quickly turned into a slight rage because I remembered that it’s not 2002 anymore. Like everyone else, I found out that Avril Lavigne got engaged to some dude from Nickelback today. Yup, Nickelback. Wasn’t Avril’s entire persona based off of the fact that she was sorta punk rock? And isn’t Nickelback some band that everyone loves to hate because they’re not quite rock? And do you not see how little #@$%s I give?
Avril Lavigne used to bother me because I could never tell if I wanted to bone her or rape and kill her. If you asked me in 2004, I would’ve given you rape and kill but now… I kind of lost my attraction to emo chicks who still shop at Hot Topic back in the early 2000s. Right around the time when Kim Kardashian came onto the scene. Man, simpler times.
More pics after the jump.
source= Hollywood Tuna