Smile! You’re taking a mugshot!
This may be it for Chad Johnson.
After being arrested Saturday night on domestic violence charges, Chad Johnson was released by the Miami Dolphins less than 24 hours later. Chad Johnson’s career looks to be on life support as training camps are very much well under way while his legal troubles may just be starting. His chances of landing on another team may be close to zero.
Chad Johnson & Evelyn Lozada during much happier times
And he can thank his wife of 41 days for all the drama. After meeting and marrying VH1′s reality TV star, Evelyn Lozada, the former Mrs. Antoine Walker, things seemed to be picking up for the wideout formerly known as Ochocinco. But like all affairs that start off on the internets, they met on twitter, these type of relationships can turn sour pretty damn fast.
But when the media found out that Chad Johnson was being charged with headbutting his wife after she discovered a receipt for “the most expensive box of condoms ever“, well Evelyn Lazada suddenly became my favorite gold-digger. She knows to #@$% with NoRubbers!
Evelyn Lozada — Would you…with no rubbers?
Oh, and it certainly helped that she’s got some nudes floating around.
Hit the jump for more (NSFW).
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Terry #@$%in’ Richardson & Miranda Kerr
You kind of have to respect a guy who made his bones exploiting his creepy uncle persona for years as the perv behind American Apparel and its sexualized ads. And now, he’s somehow turned that whole sexual predator episode into extravagant gigs working with some of the hottest most desired models in the fashion business. Like Miranda Kerr.
I want to do terrible, terrible things to Miranda Kerr
But really, #@$% this guy.
How many twenty-somethings do I need to rape before I get to photograph Miranda Kerr wearing nothing but thigh-high boots for Harper’s Bazaar?
#GoodGod Miranda Kerr makes me think bad thoughts
I’ve already embraced my perv, is it time I embrace the inner pedo in me?
Because what I discovered while I was
masturbating furiously to skimming these admittedly awesome pictures was that the pairing of Terry Richardson’s camera and the super-high contrast in lighting with Miranda Kerr’s adorable dimples are the perfect match. Miranda Kerr has that appeal that give pedophiles pause — the small tits, the cherub cheeks, and overall cuteness is the perfect package for a photographer who loves to capture his barely clothed subjects in that sort of seedy, kind of naughty, but really crisp aesthetic that looks like it belongs in the basement of some kiddie porn factory.
Terry Richardson, I may hate and want your life but I can definitely appreciate your work. Thank you for helping me discover my inner pedo.
More pics of a half-naked Miranda Kerr in black & white after the jump.
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Just in case you needed a refresher…
Here’s a motorboat-load of pics from Kelly Brook’s Nuts magazine spread that I posted earlier this week. Her breasts look just as fantastic today as they did two days ago. So, grab a Kleenex and enjoy!
***#@$%*** UPDATED WITH NEW HQ PICS ***%$@#***
#GoodGod It’s Kelly mother#@$%in’ Brook!
Where’s all the nudity, Kelly?
More pics of the busty British broad after the jump.
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What do you give a country that was once the world’s greatest empire?
I mean, when you’ve got half the world speaking your language and James Bond, there isn’t much more you can really ask for, right? Yeah, I know, the U.K. is no longer the superpower it once was, but when your countries spend half their days in pubs watching
soccer football games and flipping through the many pages of topless magazines, I’d say you’ve reached the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the whole “Building Empires” rainbow.
And you know what, I ain’t even that mad that the U.S. has declined so rapidly. In just a few years, we’ll be the ones acting like hooligans and introducing the world to full-figured broads with perfectly large breasts like Imogen Thomas.
Imogen Thomas and her breasts are downright Nuts!
“Oh no, I seem to have misplaced my clothes…”
More pics of this buxom broad and her chesticles after the jump.
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Things that are smaller than Nicki Minaj’s ass:
- A pair of grapefruits
- A MACK truck
- The state of Rhode Island
Feel free to jump in at any time.
Nicki Minaj performed for the Today Show yesterday and did not even try to hide the fact that her ass is now the size of two very small children. Now, I don’t know if the rumors of her injecting her ass with concrete are true, but after taking a nice hard look at these pics, I have to assume that she did inject her ass with some sort of mineral. I mean, just look at that ass!
Even the cameraman had to get a closer look
More pics of her badunkadunk after the jump.
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