Never in a million years did I think I’d find a girl who would live up to my very, very high standards. I mean, yes, there are plenty of broads out there that I’d totally bone based purely off physical attraction (this is how guys work, after all), but to be “the one” in my book she needs to meet certain criteria. Such as:
- Long legs
- Raccoon eyes
- Laughs at my jokes
- Cute butt
- Nice face
- Does anal
- Low self-esteem
- Hates cats
And now, I’m happy to add “9. Willing to get my name tattooed onto her anus”. Imagine “Nasty” tattooed across the inside of her asshole… #@$%, I’m hard.
Of course the broad is from Florida. Where else would you find pics like these?
More pics from the South Florida Tattoo Expo after the jump.