A man was apprehended Monday when calls to Rock Island, Illinois police were made describing a man walking down the street wearing nothing but a towel. Witnesses also observed that the man was covered in Crisco cooking spray. Police confirmed that the spray can was tucked underneath the man’s armpits.
It was 3:27 A.M. when Rock Island police found Chad William Forber, a 41 year old registered sex-offender, wandering the city’s Financial District, holding onto nothing but his shorts. Which he was not wearing. But thankfully, he had enough sense to cover himself up with a towel.
When asked what the hell was going on, Forber replied that he was just “looking for a place to party”.
Of course it’s no surprise that they found meth in his pockets.