Never leave home without it, especially when you’re looking for “a place to party”
A man was apprehended Monday when calls to Rock Island, Illinois police were made describing a man walking down the street wearing nothing but a towel. Witnesses also observed that the man was covered in Crisco cooking spray. Police confirmed that the spray can was tucked underneath the man’s armpits.
It was 3:27 A.M. when Rock Island police found Chad William Forber, a 41 year old registered sex-offender, wandering the city’s Financial District, holding onto nothing but his shorts. Which he was not wearing. But thankfully, he had enough sense to cover himself up with a towel.
When asked what the hell was going on, Forber replied that he was just “looking for a place to party”.
Of course it’s no surprise that they found meth in his pockets.
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Remember when Maxim announced Bar Refaeli as their hottest broad on their Hot 100 list? Yeah, in the year of the Kate Upton no less.
Well, just because a lot of people didn’t agree with Maxim’s top choice, it doesn’t mean that I’ve got any problem with Maxim trying to convince me just how hot Bar Refaeli may be.
Really. It’s fine by me.
Yes, that is what a full bodysuit made of lace looks like
And thanks to the latest issues of Maxim and Contributor magazine, you’ll be able to make your own damn ass-essments.
Bar Refaeli on the September 2012 issue of Maxim
Kate Upton in the August 2012 issue of Contributor
More pics of Bar Refaeli’s hot body vs Kate Upton’s hot body after the jump.
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I’m sad. Beach Volleyball is officially over.
Last night, Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh-Jennings won their third straight Olympic Gold Medal and have firmly cemented themselves as the best beach volleyball duo in the sport. And what a wonderful sport it is.
Not only has beach volleyball opened my eyes to the grace and power of some fantastic female athletes, but it’s provided me with countless hours of entertainment that will be sorely missed once the Olympic Games have ceased. Thankfully, we have Marta Menegatti to remind us what we have to look forward to in 2016. But, might another rising star rival Marta’s
Meet Spain’s Liliana Fernandez-Steiner. She may have the greatest bum in beach volleyball. I’ll let you judge for yourselves.
Grab some balls and keep yourself busy until Rio 2016
She’s now officially one to watch
Seriously, just look at how much fun these two look like they’re having.
More pics of this booty-ful beauty after the jump.
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