The World’s Greatest Olympian Michael Phelps Is Dating A Very Average Bimbo Named Megan Rossee

Michael Phelps, he of the Olympic record 22 medals, can do no wrong at this point. With his 18 Gold medals, nearly twice that of any other Olympian, Michael Phelps can do whatever the #@$% he wants. So, it shouldn’t be surprising that he is dating a boob. He truly is an American hero.

Megan Rosse is as average as you’d imagine. But she’s got fantastic eyebrows.

Meet Megan Rossee — the blonde boob dating Michael Phelps.

“I’m a model!”

I guess I can kinda see what Michael Phelps saw in her…

Oh and if her twitter account isn’t proof enough that she’s dating Michael Phelps, here’s a picture of the couple at their first public outing Monday night in London.

I bet she’s just happy to be there

More pics of Phelps’ girlfriend after the dive.

source= Gunaxin

Well done, Michael Phelps. Well done.

Say Some Mean Shit

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