Daily Archives: August 7, 2012

I Cried When Italian Beach Volleyball Star Marta Menegatti Got Knocked Out By Team USA

Marta Menegatti deserved better.

When Italy faced off against the institution that is Walsh-May, I couldn’t help but have mixed feelings. On one hand, I had Team USA going for their third straight Gold, and on the other hand, I had the most beautiful beach volleyball player I’ve ever seen. #PervProblems

And while I was secretly hoping that the match would go to a full 3 sets, I knew that it would take another four years before I saw Marta Menegatti and her tight little Italian beach body under the hot sun again.

Oh well, here’s some pics to hold us over until Rio 2016.

Seriously, Marta is just absolutely gorgeous

Haven’t fallen in love yet?

Here’s a few that should do the trick. Otherwise you’re just cold-blooded.

This is how every beach volleyball match should end

More pics of this bronze beauty after the set, jump, spike.

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The World’s Greatest Olympian Michael Phelps Is Dating A Very Average Bimbo Named Megan Rossee

Michael Phelps, he of the Olympic record 22 medals, can do no wrong at this point. With his 18 Gold medals, nearly twice that of any other Olympian, Michael Phelps can do whatever the #@$% he wants. So, it shouldn’t be surprising that he is dating a boob. He truly is an American hero.

Megan Rosse is as average as you’d imagine. But she’s got fantastic eyebrows.

Meet Megan Rossee — the blonde boob dating Michael Phelps.

“I’m a model!”

I guess I can kinda see what Michael Phelps saw in her…

Oh and if her twitter account isn’t proof enough that she’s dating Michael Phelps, here’s a picture of the couple at their first public outing Monday night in London.

I bet she’s just happy to be there

More pics of Phelps’ girlfriend after the dive.

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