The 2012 Olympics promises to feature some of the best bodies you’ve ever seen.
I’m here to introduce you to some of them.
Meet Leryn Franco. She competes for Paraguay. Her event is the Javelin throw.
This is how I imagine she’d celebrate winning in the Olympics
And this is how I imagine she looks lying on a beach
More pics of the Olympic hottie after the jump (68 pics!).
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Ummm… where do I send in my bid?
You’d pay to watch her have sex, right?
It is being reported by the gossip-mongerers that Minka Kelly, former girlfriend of Tim Riggins and Jason Street Derek Jeter, has a sex tape that is being shopped around porn town. Obviously, it’s not her offering the sex tape up for sale but an extremely lucky ex-boyfriend.
A person close to the source told TMZ that the sex tape, unlike every other celebrity sex tape, is done in a semi-pro fashion, tripod and everything, dude. The source also claims that Minka Kelly is very aware of the camera, so expect to see the best work Minka Kelly has ever done in front of the cameras.
Now you may be asking why hasn’t the sex tape hit the market by now? Because, allegedly, she may be underage. And by underage I mean 17. Which in about 45% of the United States is perfectly legal. Except you aren’t allowed to be on camera performing sex if you aren’t 18. Which would mean this tape is illegal.
Which would mean that Minka Kelly might have committed the greatest cocktease of all time.
She’s smiling because she knows you want to #@$% her
More pics of a perfectly legal Minka Kelly in Esquire outtakes after the jump.
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Last week, Fred Willard was arrested for lewd conduct. In a porno theater. Obviously, he was caught with his pants down. Masturbating.
“I swear to you, my hands are clean!”
He was masturbating in an adult movie theater. Wait, people still attend adult movie theaters?
Fortunately for Fred, the charges won’t “stick” due to a technicality in the law, which states that the lewd act must be within earshot of offended parties — which sounds a lot more disgusting that it should. So basically, Fred Willard got off.
And now YouPorn, that adult video streaming giant with a heart of gold, has offered to send Fred Willard a brand-new laptop in an effort to educate our senior citizens still inclined to clear the pipes and check the plumbing.
Because well, let’s face it, no one should be jerking off in a porno theater anymore.
Here’s an excerpt of the open letter YouPorn sent to Fred Willard:
“We are very impressed that at your age you still have such a strong, and healthy libido Fred! That’s why we wanted to educate you a little more on some of society’s newest advances to help you achieve orgasm from the privacy of your own home!
First there is our website, youporn.com which is found on a place called the “internet”. Some people say that former Vice President of the United States, Al Gore invented it, (but that’s a whole different discussion).”
Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/282444/youporn-offers-adult-theater-fan-fred-willard-a-free-computer/#PmzCRXpB4itZb5tH.99
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