Hollywood sure loves their remakes, don’t they?
Total Recall won’t be out for another 3 weeks but that doesn’t mean the Hollywood Machine isn’t already hard at work. In fact, they’ve been pimping out their hot female stars for the past month already. And well, it’s worked.
Any excuse for more Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale is good in my book.
Jessica Biel & Kate Beckinsale — Would you…
with no rubbers?
And what about the 3-breasted prostitute?

















