Florida is that state where things like sex scandals and idiots in politics rarely make the national news. Mainly because it’s likely to be no big deal.
Gawker is reporting that Florida’s Lt. Governor, Jennifer Carroll, has been accused of receiving oral sex from a former travel aide in her office.
That travel aide is nowhere to be found. On Google Search.
The slightly arousing but mostly meh accusations come from Carletha Cole, a former employee of Lt. Governor Carroll who says she caught the Lt. Governor in a very compromising position.
In a letter provided to a local paper by a polygraph examiner, Cole:
“observed the lieutenant governor sitting at the desk with her foot up on the cadenza [sic] and her skirt hiked up. Beatrice Ramos was kneeling in front of Carroll, poised as if she (Ramos) was about to or had performed oral sex on the Lieutenant Governor.”
Quick, imagine that for a second.
Now, ask yourself how do you possibly defend yourself from accusations as detailed as that?
Well, this is how Lt. Governor Carroll responded:
“My husband doesn’t want to hear that. He knows the type of woman I am. I mean, my kids know the type of woman I am. For twenty-nine years—I’m the one that’s married for twenty-nine years. The accuser is the one that’s been single for a long time. So usually black women that look like me don’t engage in relationships like that.”
Man, you just gotta love Florida. Deny it to the very end, Jenn! Deny, deny, deny!