Daily Archives: July 16, 2012

Try And Guess Which Pornstars Showed Up To Exxxotica 2012 In Chicago

There was a porn convention in Chicago yesterday. Lots of pornstars showed up. Try and guess which ones came.

Let’s start off with an easy one

Another one you should probably know

Still too easy?

This was kind of trickier

Woulda been even easier with a picture from the back

Yup, I have no idea who she is

A little bit higher up on the difficulty meter

If you get this one, pat yourself on the head (no, not that one)

This is where things started getting sticky for me

There must’ve been like five of her roaming around Exxxotica

Who… the… #@$%… are you?

Nice glasses?

A veteran that you might need to refamiliarize yourself with

A lay-up for you #@$%ers

You win if you guessed this one

source= Hollywood Tuna

I got about 9 out of 15… Shit, I don’t know if that’s impressive or pathetic.

Maria Menounos Has A Great Bikini Body

It’s that time of year. When the oppressive heat from the bright, bright sun beats you into silly, sweaty submission, until you finally decide that the swamp ass is just so unbearable that you need to hit the goddamn water. Although you haven’t worked out for months and now you’re starting to notice that all those late night eats have finally caught up with you. What do you do? Do you risk embarrassing yourself by actually taking your shirt off in public or do you lock yourself in your room, crank up the AC, and stare at pictures of celebrities showing off their perfect beach bods?

Thankfully, Maria Menounos is here to make that decision for you.

Maria Menounos knows how to wear a bikini

She must work out

She’s sexy and she knows it

This pretty much sums up what I’d like to do to her

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Miranda Kerr Leaves Her NYC Apartment And I Want To Know Where She Lives

Miranda Kerr is adorable.

That’s a word that isn’t usually thrown around here with much frequency, but every once in a while someone or something will just warrant my use of the word. Like Miranda Kerr leaving her NYC apartment.

How adorable does is she?!

She’s as cute as a button…

A button that I’d sew onto my dick!

But you know what’s not adorable? Me seriously thinking about waiting outside her doors once I figure out where in NYC that is. Any help would be great!

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