Sometime in the 70′s, the brave uncle of reddit user Schmedditz submitted naked photos of himself to Playgirl in the hopes of being featured in the centerfold pages of the magazine. He did not get chosen.
Probably because he has a small penis.
And the best part of it all? Mr. Anonymous kept the rejection letter which his dear nephew uploaded onto the internet for all to see. And laugh at.
I love how smart that rejection letter was, as it had just the perfect amount of balls-in-mouth humor and wit. The 70′s must’ve been fun.