Monthly Archives: July 2012

Watching The Olympics With Samuel L Jackson Must Be Tons Of Fun

Big ass explosions! #London2012 #Olympics

I’m not the world’s biggest Olympics fan (just ask my online girlfriend), but I will admit that there are some events that I get all gushy over (like women’s soccer). It’s not frequent, but when it happens it’s undeniable that watching a great sporting event is the closest thing next to realizing religion.

And that’s why you should be following @SamuelLJackson on twitter.

If not because he’s the man, at least for the duration of the 2012 Olympic Games. He brings a certain enthusiasm to his Olympic Games tweets that can make the Women’s Equestrian Finals sound like The Second Coming.

It’s really something else.

Here he is talkin’ smack about Romania while telling us what his days as a big ass movie star must be like:

Here he is showing his more patriotic side:

Here he is praising the 16 year-old table tennis sensation Ariel Hsing:

And here he is convincing us not to buy all that hype about the Chinese:

Who else wants to see Samuel L. Jackson be invited to read his tweets alongside Bob Costas? It’d make for great coverage, I tell ya.

Olympic Games Mother#@$%er!

Uh… back to you, Sonja

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Kate Upton Continues To Look Amazing Half-Naked

Kate Upton will eventually grow old and her tits will start to sag and her curves will turn into rolls and… Well, let’s just cross that bridge when we have to.

For now, let’s enjoy her as much as we can while we still can.

Here is Kate Upton in Vogue Espana (that’s Mexican for Spanish).

#GoodGod

If Perfection were a woman she’d be jealous of Kate Upton — Perfection is my fave tranny stripper

Kate Upton in a Baywatch reboot?

I would literally lie in that water and let Kate Upton use me as a bridge

Kate Upton is “The Pussy on Top of the Pedestal”

A giant ball of coke and Kate Upton? #MyDarkTwistedFantasy

Simply amazing

I don’t like Black & White photos, so it’s a good thing that Kate Upton wasn’t born in the 1820s

They should’ve thrown her into a more blatant sex position here

Just take it off already

Kate Upton knows what she’s doing

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2012 Olympics Hottie That You Need To Watch But Can’t Since She Got Kicked Off The Team For Being A Racist — Paraskevi “Voula” Papachristou, Triple Jump

Voula Papachristou made Greece’s National Team. She was set to compete in the Triple Jump event, which is as ridiculous to watch as it is to say, but then she got kicked off the team.

For being a big fat smokin’ hot racist.

I have no idea what that tweet says but according to the media firestorm that hailed down upon her after she tweeted that, it was bad. And pretty damn racist.

Unfortunately for her, she was expelled from the team. But even worse for us, she’s a smokin’ hot Greek broad that we now won’t be able to watch on TV. Doing this.

Why can’t all bigots look like her?

Twitter could’ve done us a favor and erased that tweet before it made news

More pics of this hottie after the jump (Ha, get it?).

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2012 Olympics Hotties That You Need To Watch — Sophie Polkamp, Field Hockey

The 2012 Olympics promises to feature some of the best bodies you’ve ever seen.

I’m here to introduce you to some of them.

Meet Sophie Polkamp. She competes for the Netherlands. Her event is Field Hockey.

Gotta love field hockey uniforms

I bet she’ll have major back problems in the future

More pics of this Olympic hottie handling sticks and balls after the jump.

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Kristen Stewart Is A Lifeless Whore While Liberty Ross Has Fantastic Nipples (NSFW)

Twi-Hard propoganda

Apparently, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are such amazing actors that they convinced an entire fanbase that they were a real couple. Hmmph.

Us Weekly and People reported that Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on her on-screen & off-screen boyfriend Robert Pattinson with a married director. (*cough “Whore!” *couch)

And while the rest of America wept after Kristen Stewart confirmed the alleged rumors of “a fleeting moment” with the Snow White & The Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, I found some topless pics of his hot model wife Liberty Ross.

And let me just say that she’s got some fantastic nips.

She’s a model

I hope Liberty Ross goes on a horrid vengeful sex romp

Hit the jump for more pics of her fantastic nips (NSFW).

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Would You Wednesday

The Olympics are right around the corner. If you couldn’t already tell.

While celebrating the athletes that are definitely showing up to the London Games has been good and all, imagine my disbelief when I found out that yet another one of my favorite gymnasts failed to make the National Team.

Alicia Sacramone led the National Team through much of the preliminary competitions acting as the mother hen of the extremely young but talented group of tumblers, until she was finally unceremoniously cut from the team. Sad. Because I would’ve totally sat down to watch her roll around on the mats. Definitely helps to know she’s legal (she’s 24). You can never be too sure with those gymnasts.

Alicia Sacramone — Would you…with no rubbers?

More pics after the jump.

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