Chalk one up for Team Obama.
Yesterday, the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of ObamaCare with a striking 5-4 decision. It was, at first, wildly misreported by major news outlets like CNN and Fox News. After that rat race to be the first (first!), the news finally broke, correctly, that the Supreme Court decided that ObamaCare was legal and that its “individual mandate”, which requires all citizens to buy health insurance, was perfectly legal if considered as a tax. It will be a long ways before we get to Universal Healthcare for everyone, but hey, it’s a huge step forward.
If that’s still too confusing, here’s a visual guide made up of sex .gifs to help.
1. The Supreme Court decision is revealed.
2. CNN and Fox News report the wrong decision.
A little too early
Way too soon
3. The Internets react.
4. President Obama & VP Biden’s reaction.
“We’re straight #@$%in’ those Republicans!”
5. The Right’s reaction.
“You’re #@$%in’ us in the ass!”
6. The Left’s reaction.
“Part-ay! Where the Colombian prostitutes at?!”
7. What happens when the Decision will eventually be appealed by Republicans.
8. What happens when the appeal must pass through a Democrat majority Senate.
9. What happens when a compromise is eventually reached.
“Enough holes for everyone!”
10. ObamaCare is upheld.
“Suck on that shit”
“That was an amazing #@$%.”
11. Universal Healthcare for everyone.
Everyone joins the gangbang!
12. Everyone’s reaction.
Oh yessss
13. My reaction.
Hot damn
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