There is no better
game than tennis that can capture the pure physicality of a simple stick and ball game while also showing off the gracefulness of the human form all at the same damn time. It’s why tennis continues to be one of the most marketable sports in the world, and may also explain why I’m kind of excited to watch Wimbledon this year. Not only has the level of competition finally been raised to the point where more than a handful of professionals can win a major tournament at any given time, but now we have HD cameras, super slow-mo, and ridiculously tight outfits to keep us watching as some of the most popular female athletes take center stage.
So, what better way to kick off a major tennis tournament than to gawk at some pics of all the booty-ful
babies athletes volleying a rubber ball back and forth while they grunt and moan their way around a 78′ x 36′ grass court?
Wimbledon. Gotta love it.
Victoria Azarenka — #2 Player, #4 Ass
Petra Kvitova — Hard to pronounce name but a very flexible girl
Serena Williams — We will never see an ass like that again
Caroline Wozniacki — #7 Player, #1 Personailty
Angelique Kerber — #8 Player chasing after a Top 5 spot
Marion Bartoli can probably squat more than you
The lower their rank, the better their behinds. Hit the jump for more.
Sara Errani is good at adjusting her underwear
Dominika Cibulkova got a thick ole ass
Ana Ivanovic — My personal favorite and legitimate threat to win it all
Sabine Lisicki — I’d give her the dickee…
Flavia Pennetta should just leave the underwear at home
Maria Kirilenko got that ghetto white girl booty
Petra Cetkovska could use a hand
Daniela Hantuchova’s tiny butt really brings out the Nike swoosh
Klara Zakopalova needs to learn to bend at the waist more
Yanina Wickmayer knows how to get some lift
Polona Hercog can get low
Iveta Benesova should be ranked higher than #55
Sloane Stephens — the next big thang
Alize Cornet could probably do a split wherever she wants
Arantxa Rus is a very pretty tennis player
Mathilde Johansson would be a big favorite to win a “Butt Shots” tournament
Mandy Minella should model
Andrea Hlavackova sure knows how to pick an outfit
Camila Giorgi is a cutie pie
And the picture that inspired it all…