Daily Archives: June 7, 2012

The World Weeps Whenever News Of Megan Fox Maybe Being Pregnant Breaks Out

Sorry, but that was the exact same reaction I had when I read that Megan Fox might be pregnant. It’s been almost three months since the first news gossip outlet reported that full-time hottie, part-time actress Megan Fox was preggers. Which, if true, is a goddamn crying shame. So, excuse the “Best Cry Ever”.

But don’t take my word for it. Look at these pics and judge for yourselves.

Preggers or just gassy?

Her tits do look bigger

But so do her thighs

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Micaela Schaefer Will Make You Care About Soccer, I Mean European Football

Remember Micaela Schaefer?

Yeah, she’s an attention whore. There’s really no other way to put it. She likes to parade her beautifully sculpted ass and tits in as little clothes as possible just to be photographed. I don’t think she has any real discernible talents as far as I can tell. And I’ve examined pretty much every inch of her. She may even be less talented than Kim KardA$$hian!

But you’ll forget all about that once you see these pictures of her getting people all excited for the UEFA European Football Championship tournament.

Are you ready for some fútbol?!

I see you girl, working that thang

She calls this “working”

If you can’t tell, she’s German.

Hit the jump for more of this pretty close to naked hottie.

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