This past Sunday, this proud country of ours crowned the next Miss USA to represent us on the world stage for the upcoming Miss Universe competition. During the Miss Universe competition our country will pit one stick thin girl against another in several tests looking for the tightest bikini, smallest brain, and shiniest teeth. Only one will come out alive. The rest will be banished forever, forced to live in my basement. Locked up. Twin bed. One pillow. No pillow case.
This is the sequel to The Hunger Games.
But before we get there, we had to choose just one out of 51 contestants. Contestants who were willing to do this for their country.
Out of 51 girls, just one remained.
Meet Miss USA 2012, Olivia Culpo of Rhode Island. She’s a tiny little hottie I just want to put in my pocket. Yes, that is where I keep all my hotties. In my pocket.
“I’m so pretty. Oh so pretty.”
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Could’ve used more oil on them legs
Look at that camel toe!
A face I’d nut on
Hit the jump for more of this hottie with a body.
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In case you missed the 2012 MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, like I did, here’s a recap. In pictures!
That song from that car commercial is on.
Oh, look it’s Russell Brand
I still don’t know what Katy Perry was thinking when she married him.
First tripped out graphic of the night
What the #@$% is a lemur?
May be too old to be attending this awards show, no?
Why so serious Hermione?
First heart-stealing appearance by my sweetheart Emma Stone
Someone paid big money to remind us that Spider-Man is in theaters this summer. I still won’t bother seeing it. Unless I get word that Emma Stone strips down buck-ass-nekkid in it. But even then, I’ll probably just sneak in with the junior high schoolers.
Another tripped out graphic referencing Dr. Strangelove
The last tripped out graphic I will post. I promise.
Nice shirt, older daughter from “The Descendants”
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