Monthly Archives: June 2012

Supreme Court Decision On ObamaCare As Explained By Sex Gifs (NSFW)

Chalk one up for Team Obama.

Yesterday, the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of ObamaCare with a striking 5-4 decision. It was, at first, wildly misreported by major news outlets like CNN and Fox News. After that rat race to be the first (first!), the news finally broke, correctly, that the Supreme Court decided that ObamaCare was legal and that its “individual mandate”, which requires all citizens to buy health insurance, was perfectly legal if considered as a tax. It will be a long ways before we get to Universal Healthcare for everyone, but hey, it’s a huge step forward.

If that’s still too confusing, here’s a visual guide made up of sex .gifs to help.

1. The Supreme Court decision is revealed.

2. CNN and Fox News report the wrong decision.

A little too early

Way too soon

3. The Internets react.

4. President Obama & VP Biden’s reaction.

“We’re straight #@$%in’ those Republicans!”

5. The Right’s reaction.

“You’re #@$%in’ us in the ass!”

6. The Left’s reaction.

“Part-ay! Where the Colombian prostitutes at?!”

7. What happens when the Decision will eventually be appealed by Republicans.

8. What happens when the appeal must pass through a Democrat majority Senate.

9. What happens when a compromise is eventually reached.

“Enough holes for everyone!”

10. ObamaCare is upheld.

“Suck on that shit”

“That was an amazing #@$%.”

11. Universal Healthcare for everyone.

Everyone joins the gangbang!

12. Everyone’s reaction.

Oh yessss

13. My reaction.

Hot damn

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GQ Shows Off Kate Upton’s Nipples

Yup, another photo shoot curated by none other than Terry Richardson.

I gots mine

This time Kate Upton graces the pages of GQ, where we get our first real look at her nips. Well, at least this is the first time I’ve seen them. And let me tell you, they’re fantastic… Watch this .gif posted on Terry Richardson’s blog.

Yeah, I want Terry Richardson’s life… I knew I should’ve been a photographer.

Does Kate Upton really need a floatation device? Ironically called cans

Gag on that shit

Life can be so goddamn cruel

Hi the jump for more of the incomparable Kate Upton (NSFW).

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Terry Richardson Photographs Lindsay Lohan At Her Most Vulnerable

#blowback

Lindsay Lohan looks great in her latest photo shoot with resident perv and God-send Terry Richardson. With a gun in her hand, Parliaments in her mouth, and freckled tits all out, I would have to say that Terry Richardson did a great job capturing Lindsay Lohan at her most vulnerable.

Because this is how I imagine Lindsay Lohan spends three-quarters of her days.

She’s got a great grip

I’d blast that face right off

Pow! Pow! Pow!

There’s more gun swallowing and nipples after the jump (NSFW).

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Would You Wednesday

Some of you more tennis-savvy fans might have noticed that I left out one very good-looking tennis pro off the list of The Best Butts of Wimbledon 2012 yesterday. And it was for good reason.

She deserved a post all to herself.

Maria Sharapova is ranked No. 1 in WTA rankings, has won 4 Grand Slam titles, and has been featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She’s done what many female athletes have consistently failed to accomplish, which is to win titles and look amazing doing it. So, let’s celebrate Title IX by asking ourselves:

Maria Sharapova — Would you…with no rubbers?

Ranked No. 1 for a reason

Hit the jump for way more.

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The Best Butts Of Wimbledon 2012

There is no better game than tennis that can capture the pure physicality of a simple stick and ball game while also showing off the gracefulness of the human form all at the same damn time. It’s why tennis continues to be one of the most marketable sports in the world, and may also explain why I’m kind of excited to watch Wimbledon this year. Not only has the level of competition finally been raised to the point where more than a handful of professionals can win a major tournament at any given time, but now we have HD cameras, super slow-mo, and ridiculously tight outfits to keep us watching as some of the most popular female athletes take center stage.

So, what better way to kick off a major tennis tournament than to gawk at some pics of all the booty-ful babies athletes volleying a rubber ball back and forth while they grunt and moan their way around a 78′ x 36′ grass court?

Wimbledon. Gotta love it.

Victoria Azarenka — #2 Player, #4 Ass

Petra Kvitova — Hard to pronounce name but a very flexible girl

Serena Williams — We will never see an ass like that again

Caroline Wozniacki — #7 Player, #1 Personailty

Angelique Kerber — #8 Player chasing after a Top 5 spot

Marion Bartoli can probably squat more than you

The lower their rank, the better their behinds. Hit the jump for more.

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Who’s Ready For The Weekend

Party all day, party all night.

 Props to Cunnilingus Rice for the link.

Here’s a video that should get you pumped for another weekend of debauchery. If you can distract yourselves from the unibrow of J.Cole, stick around until the 1:50 mark when shit starts getting really awesome.

Mashing up J.Cole’s Werk Out with DJ Kronic’s Looking For Some Girls was a brilliant move by YouTuber dubstepchick69(!). Thank you, dubstepchick69.

Remember to enjoy the weekend responsibly. No more than 5 hookers in a room.