The final 64 seeds have been set and now the real party orgy begins. Same rules apply.
West Bracket – Round of 64
Goddamn. Isis Taylor may, quite possibly, be the best-looking broad working in the game right now. She’s fucking gorgeous. As a self-proclaimed “valley girl” (check that tat!) her perfect blend of Peruvian, Scottish, and Israeli looks is a superb example of what interracial sex can produce. And boy, does she love all shades of dick. As one of the prettiest broads to be bent over and with more than 100 credits since entering the biz in 2008, Isis Taylor enters the bracket as a more than justified No. 1 seed.
Running up against her is the ever so talented but now semi-retired Teagan Presley. A hot blonde with a great set of fake tits. The prototypical porn starlet.
Analyze this match-up a little deeper and an interesting debate pops up: Who’d you rather — the blonde chick vs the exotic chick. Watching the tape, I can’t keep my eyes off Isis. Her looks are just so striking and different which give her that certain flash that you don’t get from a blonde Teagan (no matter how loud she’s screaming while on her side). Yeah, Teagan’ll do anal but I’d rather have Isis looking up at me while deepthroating. Isis takes the cake and lets you wipe it all over her nice round ass too.
Midwest Bracket – Round of 64
This was probably my least favorite bracket to bust judge. I’ve got Sunny Leone, one starlet I have no problem calling a role model, going up against one of my favorite up-and-comers in Chanel Preston. Both girls are ridiculously hot. Breathtaking, even. But only one could pass.
I really like Sunny Leone. I like reallllllly like her. So does the rest of America. She has become a celebrity in her own right by embracing her career in the adult industry while also acknowledging her very hard to miss Punjabi heritage. And she’s #@$%in’ banging. Magazines have ranked her as one of the hottest porn stars ever and you don’t become Penthouse of The Year by being no slouch.
What made this match-up really even was the fact that while Sunny Leone is a huge name, her film credits kind of leave a lot to be desired (33 as an actress, 22 as a director). While she does enjoy a good dick #@$%ing, it seems like she gets a boyfriend every other month only to avoid dick for that month before binging once she inevitably breaks up. So there’s that… But she sucks a mean dick and looks amazing doing it.
And Chanel Preston hasn’t stopped upping her work rate which is tremendous for such a hungry performer. You can see that enthusiasm in her performance which includes a lot of dick sucking and cum guzzling. And anal.
To be perfectly honest, I flipped a coin and picked Chanel Preston. Upset special! Sunny Leone just couldn’t overtake her no matter how ridiculously better-looking she may be than all the rest. Chanel Preston is going to be a force from now on. Kind of like Gonzaga during the late 90′s — blowing up onto the scene as a mid-major stalwart before becoming regular Sweet 16 darling. I really dig Chanel Preston, especially when she’s gagging on that dick while rubbing it with both hands. It got me in my zone!
East Bracket – Round of 64
Jesus Christ, did you see that thumbnail for Tori Black? #@$%. She wins.
Tori Black won AVN Performer of the Year back-to-back in 2010 & 2011. The first porn starlet ever to win the highest honor in back to back years. Yeah, man. Skip to 17:10 and watch that ass bounce. Whew…
South Bracket – Round of 64
Bobbi Starr is the reigning AVN Performer of the Year. After 300+ credits since entering the scene as a bondage model, Bobbi Starr has carried herself like a professional. Putting in the work. Taking an immeasurable amount of black dick. Doing anal. And lots of it. Swallowing cum by the buckets… Bobbi Starr does work.
Capri Cavalli, no matter how enjoyable her performance was in her Naughty America scene, is good at what she does. She knows how to take dick. She knows how to make the scene work. And she’s a pretty girl. Especially in that tight little middle school girl polo — yum. Capri Cavalli could do everything perfectly but she can’t just expect to walk in against the reigning AVN Champ and win.
It’s like having the Heavyweight Championship belt around your waist — you get points just for walking to the ring with it. Sorry Capri, maybe next time.
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