I missed The Oscars. I’m sorry. There was a basketball game going on.
Apparently I missed a good show.
1. J.Lo’s nipple made an appearance. According to its twitter account.
@Oscars I've finally seen the light…—
(@JLosNipple) February 27, 2012
I play this game every weekend...
It's called "Spot the areola"
I don’t know. I can’t really see it to be honest. I mean, I guess that could be a nipple. Is it? I don’t know… I know what a nipple looks like and I know what J.Lo’s areolas look like thanks to Egotastic. NSFW link after the jump.
Now that's an areola
2. Angelina Jolie’s leg stole the show. It was on full display, no matter how hard you tried to turn away. Kind of like Medusa’s hair, you just couldn’t take your eyes off of it and well… why should you? Angelina Jolie was flaunting it like crazy. Probably in an attempt to divert attention away from her husband’s flowing locks. Jealousy is an unattractive quality in most women. Thankfully for Angelina Jolie, she doesn’t look like most women. And I mean, look at that leg!
You have to admit I'm one hell of a leg.—
Angelina Jolie's Leg (@AngiesRightLeg) February 27, 2012
3. Emma Stone is still working hard to become my next celebrity obsession crush. I’m ready to move on from my last real love Lindsay Lohan. I’m gonna give her until her appearance on Saturday Night Live and if she can’t wow me with some jokes or a titty flash… well, then I’m pretty sure Emma Stone would be a nice rebound. She’s just so cute. And bubbly. Unfortunately she decided to wear the Red Carpet to the Awards Show, which is a no-no in my book. But at least she still seems very friendly with her Superbad co-star, Jonah Hill. So you know she’s okay flirting with dudes who used to be fat… Now, I just have to lose 300 pounds and that could be me getting asked to dance with her.
4. Oh, and Sacha Baron Cohen dropped ashes all over Ryan Seacrest’s new shoes.
What a prick.
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
