Woody Harrelson Did Not Expect To Be Asked About That High School Prom He Might Have Crashed

Allegedly.

"What'd you just ask me?"

On Feb. 3, 2012, troll-aggregator and internet meme oasis reddit hosted a AMA (Ask Me Anything) Q&A with Woody Harrelson.

Hi Reddit, it’s Woody here. I’m in New York today doing interviews for my new film RAMPART, which opens in theaters on February 10th. I’ll be checking in from 3-4EST today and will get to as many of your questions as I can, so start asking now! Be back soon.

Verification: https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/164478609665429504

It’s happening – I’m answering questions for about 15 minutes. Bring on the questions on Rampart!
https://twitter.com/#!/Rampart_Movie/status/165511152082763776

Since the internet is full of creeps and generally no-good-bodies, Woody Harrelson left within 15 minutes in a presumably expletive-fueled rage due to being asked a question by one AndyRooney (no, not that Andy Rooney). The question:

I swear this is (allegedly) a true story. I went to a high school in LA and you (allegedly) crashed our prom after party (Universal Hilton). You (allegedly) ended up taking the virginity of a girl named Roseanne. You (allegedly) didn’t call her afterwards. She (allegedly) cried a lot. Do you remember any of this and can confirm or have you (allegedly) been so knee deep in hollywood pooty for so long that this qualifies as a mere blip?

/I’m (allegedly) not kidding.

The hive has spoken.

Check out AndyRooney’s visual representation of the events of that alleged night in all its “.gif”-y glory.

Since Im pretty sure he’s not answering may I gave a visual presentation of what went down?:

So Woody walks into a high school graduation party.

And most of us were like, whats this older dude doing here?

Drinks were imbibed.

And Roseanne was like this when she spotted him

And Woody was like this.

And Roseanne’s date was like this.

And so they danced…and danced and danced

…until her date tried to cut in.

So they danced and danced some more like it was 1999 until she sent Woody some sort of secret signal.

And whatever went down back in their room went down.

And the next day she was like…..you’re going to call, right?

And Woody was like.

And the rest of us were like.

And Roseanne’s dad was like.

Woody never called and was like.

And she was like.

And a lot of us were like.

And he probably walked around for a few days day like this and this.

Moral of the story.

Woody Harrelson — American hero. High school girls — the bane of society. Props for banging one on prom night.

Watch RAMPART — it was really good.