Firecrotch!
Lindsay Lohan, if you don’t remember, was just offered a ton of cash to pose nude for Playboy. She went full-frontal, according to baby sister Ali.
It took less than 24 hours before a porn company came with an offer to mold Lindsay Lohan’s vagina into a sex toy. FleshLight, the manufacturer of pussy molds and pocket pussies, has offered Lindsay $1 Million. I hope she takes the deal, because then I will be one step closer to knowing what Lindsay Lohan’s vagina feels like. And it wouldn’t involve actually talking to her! Awesome.
Mouth sold separately
They say it’s supposed to feel like the real thing. And no STD’s!
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
I’m a certified Fleshlight expert and I approve of this message. I would appreciate if they sold the STD’s separately so they can be sprinkled on at will.
Hahaha. Awesome comment. I too would prefer sprinkled STD’s.
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