Everyone Wore Red To The 2011 Emmys And I Wanted To Bang Them All

Last night, the other half of Hollywood, the one that is relegated to the small screen, was out for the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. A fat cow won Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at fat people, right? A midget won Supporting Actor in a Comedy Drama Series, because who doesn’t like laughing at midgets, right? And Modern Family won everything else.

But enough about that. Let’s talk about what they wore!

Looks to me like not everyone got the memo about wearing red to the red carpet. If you ask me, I’d tell you everyone’s dress would’ve looked better on the floor. Hi-yo!

2011 Primetime Emmys: Ladies In Red

I'd do you, Coach's wife

I'd do you, Kate Winslet

I'd definitely do you, Giuliana Rancic

And I will most certainly do you, failed Wonder Woman

Why hello, Ms. Kerry Washington

This is kinda red, right Sarah Hyland?

Hey Lea Michele, who invited the Glee club?

Definitely looks better from the back, Lea Michele

Would you do Kathy Griffin?

Where're your cats, Angela Kinsey?

Sofia Vergara can join my Modern Family anytime

Hot damn Nina Dobrev!

Oh Nina Dobrev, you're in a show with vampires?

Nina Dobrev #WantsToHaveMyBabies