Democratic Congressman David Wu has announced his resignation after serving as Oregon’s House Representative since 1999. He will resign amid accusations that he made “aggressive and unwanted sexual advances”. Like there’s any other kind?
According to the news people who follow politics, Wu’s hope for re-election in 2012 went out the window when he sent female staffers this BBM pic.
I am not a weirdo
Yes, that is David Wu in a tiger suit. Sent out on Oct. 30 2010, a day before Halloween, Wu sent out a series of BBMs with “loving messages” signed by his kids’ names. According to Willamette Weekly, Wu either staged these photos and had his kids send out the BBMs or Wu got so shit-faced wasted that he posed as his kids in the BBMs to freak everyone out. I prefer option B.
And if creepy TXTs weren’t enough, David Wu has already been accused of rape back when he was in college at Stanford. What male hasn’t been accused of rape? Amiright? A scratch here, a torn shirt there, a few muffled screams — sounds like some creative foreplay to me.
While Wu’s behavior has been erratic over the past few months, causing many staffers to quit after several failed attempts at an intervention, Wu has admitted to popping pills without any idea of what exactly he was shoving down his throat. Painkillers, Ambien, and Valium? Yup, David Wu likes to party.
Wu ain't nothin' to @#$% with!
Not to be confused with the Wu-Tang
the chronic fornicator
pudge NASTY
