My Man Ramon From Bang Bros Got Arrested

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ramon!

Monster Ramon

Miami Police arrested Bang Bros star “Ramon” last week for abusing far too many vaginas with his extra large penis. Well, he does have a giant penis — according to the Miami New Times.

In a case of weird shit going down, Ramon (real name Raul Armenteros) was arrested when police were called to investigate the sound of a “child crying” coming from inside a closed van. Police reports say it was around 90° outside. Dangerous conditions to be holding a baby trapped inside. Luckily for Ramon, there was no baby inside. Just a small collection of farm animals.

When police opened the van they found, tied up and without much water:

  • eight roosters
  • four guinea hens
  • four pigeons
  • four goats, one of which was dead
  • one duck

Who knew your our favorite Monster Cock star had plans to start a petting zoo?

Bahhhh! Hee-Haw! Brrr! Stop touching me!

You know how I know we watch the same kind of porn? ‘Cause you knew exactly who I was talking about when I said Ramon from Bang Bros.

2 Responses to My Man Ramon From Bang Bros Got Arrested

  1. Hi
    Great Blog , excellent content really loved reading
    I would love to share your blog to my friends on Google Plus and facebook.

  2. LOL…i ran into this guy once…i was cracking up….but this blog was too damn funny…

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