Courtney Stodden got hitched yesterday. She married 51 year old character actor Doug Hutchison of LOST and The Green Mile fame. This shouldn’t be news, right? Well it is considering that Courtney Stodden is 16! And looks like this:
A week after paying for her new tits, her parents signed the forms needed for creeper and airhead to get married in Vegas. Yup, Las Vegas is still the place to raise children who will do anal… Want to know how these two lovebirds met? Courtney, an aspiring Country princess (couldn’t you tell from the music video?), was signed to Jon’s production company Dark Water, where “dreams swim in a sea of unrest” before manifesting themselves into success or something like that.
There’s no way this ditz is any younger than 24, either her parents can’t count or can’t read — both entirely plausible scenarios.